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Welcome
Make yourself comfortable and feel free to move with the music.
My name is Katie, and i will be your host on this visit.
Some things you may like to know before you undertake the task of becoming my friend are:-
I went to Bishop Heber High School
It's lovely to talk about it in past tense.
Herbal teas are preffered.
I need you to always tell me when i have food around my mouth.
Scouse accents are good :)
I can't abide Foam, but bubble wrap is alright.
I am an incurable gossip.
I don't give a fuck where i sit on the bus.
I don't give a fuck about alot of things.
I will find you adventure anywhere, but you must provide food and funding.
i might need your computer for my ipod.
I have an unscientific outlook on life.
I don't see why there needs to be an explanation for everything.
i wil sing you songs, and you will say you like them.
I try hard not to generalise people.
I appreciate others who try this.
Sometimes you will have to fetch me a bucket when i have drunk too much.
Apart from that i am relatively manageable.
Thankyou for your time.