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It's [COH-dee], BITCH!

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About Me

My name is Cody or COH-DEE if you wanna get creative. I'm 23 years old. BOO.COM! I live in Middleburg, FL..aka middle of nowhere. Don't try to look it up on the map, cause it prob. ain't there. I attend Florida Community College of Jacksonville, studying to be what?...I dunno it changes every month. I have a DIVA dog named Belle that wants to be popular...LAR! I am extremely laid back, and I enjoy bein lazy. I can be shy at first, I like to sit back and observe before I participate. But don't let that fool you, I love to laugh and make others laugh. My cell phone is always on vibrate, so therefore I miss calls A LOT, which annoys the hell out of my friends. I use to clog! No its not wooden shoes, bitch! I am obsessed with Britney Spears. I bite my nails, when I'm nervous. I have one piercing, my labret, and one tattoo, and I'm totally addicted!!! I watch entirely too much tv. Total reality whore here. My weekends are the best, they consist of alcohol and crazyness. I'm gonna have a best seller book about my escapades. I'm always up for getting crunk! Dancing, whether it be at the club, or in my living room, is one of my favorite things to do. Dancing is like sex, w/out the orgasm. I have the best redneck family any white trash kid could want. I learned a new word called "POP", and no it's not candy. I hate filling out "about me's" Read below on stuff I heart
"LOVES IT!" I love my pook.
I love the stares I get when I dance and sing in my car.
I love my blue IPOD mini.
I love ghetto people.
I love sleepin all day.
I love hotdogs.
I love big DIVA sunglasses.
I love tattoos and piercings.
I love trucker hats!
I love camping, and everything that goes along w/ it.
I love the way the F-word sounds.
I love clean sheets.
I LOVE Britney Spears and her crazy ways.
I love all shades of blue.
I love to wear flip flops year around.
I love to laugh till it hurts.
I love redbull and rockstars.
I love performing.
I love watching people who can't dance.
I love eating breakfast for dinner.
I love the feeling after a sneeze.
I love thrift stores.
I love songs that have an acoustic version.
I love randomness.
I love free stuff.
I love staying up really late.
I love cuddling.
I love family reunions.
I love driving late at night with the radio off.
I love having tan lines.
I love Wendys.
I love making clothes. I love shopping in clearance sections
I love chapstick, even when my lips aren't chapped.
I love sleepovers.
I love MAGICIAL cupcakes, but only the ones that Jolene makes!
I love how my dog can cheer me up at the door after a stressful day. I love black and white pictures.
I love to sit around w/ old friends and reminisce.
I love to procrastinate.
I love Halloween.
I love warm clothes out of the dryer when its cold inside.
I love to party.
I love when my friends make me burnt cds.
I love swimming in springs.
I love swimming period.
I love to color.
I love coupons.
I love naps.
I love watching reality tv.
I love to smoke while I drink. I love pets.
I love the sound of rain in the gutter by my window.
I love cruise control.
I love musicials! I love when I sign onto myspace and see that I have a comment.
okay now moving on to things "i hate".....J/K

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Britney Spears, so I can ask her what happened?, Kathy Griffin, so she can tell me her lesbian cruise joke in person. Paris Hilton, so she can give me advice on how to leave jail early. last but not least. GOD, just soo I can be sure he isn't the next Santa Claus/Tooth Fairy. I already had one imaginary friend when I was little...View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

Everything from country to rap!

Television:

(anything reality)BAD GIRLS CLUB!, Make me a supermodel,So you think you can dance?, Big Brother 1-8, L.A. ink,Miami ink, America's Next Top Model,Kathy Griffin:My life on the D List, Dancing with the stars, My Super Sweet Sixteen, The Real World, American Idol, Project Runway, Dancelife, The Simple Life, Sunset Tan,The Girls Next Door, The Hills, E! True Hollywood Story, etc.non-reality= Reba, The Nanny, Roseanne, That's so Raven, Hannah Montana, The Ellen Show, The Tyra Show. etc.

Books:

Us Weekly, People, Star