DRINKING AND HANGING OUT WITH ASIANS WHO LOOK LIKE GILBERT GODFREY I ALSO LIKE TO DO COCAINE WITH B-LIST CELEBS FROM THE 80'S I AM GOING TO LAW SCHOOL NOW....TRYING TO FORGET MY FAILED ACTING CAREER
PUPPETS THAT LOOK LIKE ME AND IF I CONTINUE EATING STUFFED GRILLED BURRITOS FROM TACO BELL, the ultimate puppet TURTLE
I DON'T LIKE RAP MADE AFTER 1998...THAT GARBAGE IS GETTING WORSE EVERY YEAR. PRETTY MUCH LIKE ANYTHING ELSE
SNAKES ON A PLANE
GOLDEN GIRLS AND UNSOLVED MYSTERIES ARE ON THE LIFETIME REAL WOMEN CHANNEL. I CAN SEE WHY GOLDEN GIRLS IS ON THAT CHANNEL, BUT WHY UNSOLVED MYSTERIES? MAKES ME FEEL LIKE LIKE LESS OF A MAN WATCHING THAT SHOW, BUT I STILL DO.
MEIN KAMPF
SWAYZE..... GOD?