I don't know how to describe myself without sounding conceited. How about this... You take the time to get to know me, and YOU can decide what kind of person I am.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Dallas Taijeron Experience
Birthday: 2-22-77
Birthplace: Oka, Tamuning, in the hallway of Guam Memorial Hospital. It's a long story. Just ask me and I'll explain it to you.
Current Location: On my ass in front of the computer. And that's my final answer, Regis.
Eye Color: Brown, but sometimes they're red--depending on how many shots I've had.
Hair Color: Dark brown with some greys here and there
Height: 5'9"-5'10" with boots on.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I can jack off with either. In that respect, I'm ambidextrous. =P
Your Heritage: Half CHamoru-Half Taotaomo'na. . . At least that's what my dad tells me
The Shoes You Wore Today: Puma sandals
Your Weakness: I have trouble saying no, especially to women.
Your Fears: Getting into a fight with a loved one and one of us dying before we make up.
Your Perfect Pizza: a FREE one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hopefully lose a few pounds and finish the year healthier than when I started it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha, or hehe, or hahaha, or yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope no one's in the bathroom becauseI need to take a serious piss. . . like a racehorse.
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands and hair
Your Bedtime: When I get sleepy, or when there's nothing good on TV
Your Most Missed Memory: High school. . . the best seven years of my life!!
Pepsi or Coke: I actually prefer RC, but between the two, I prefer Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Don't matter as long as YOU'RE buying.
Single or Group Dates: Single. That way, I can devote more attention to her
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Only if you count ham
Do you Swear: FUCK NO!! WHAT KIND OF A CRUDE-ASS PERSON DO YOU THINK I AM? WHO WAS THE SHITBAG THAT CAME UP WITH THIS FUCKING QUESTION ANYWAY? I WATCH MY LANGUAGE, ASSHOLE!!!
Do you Sing: Yes. And I'm pretty good at it too.
Do you Shower Daily: No. As expensive as water is, I am forced to keep it weekly to conserve our precious resources. Save our planet.
Have you Been in Love: Does it count if I'm in love with myself?
Do you want to go to College: You mean, I'm NOT going to college now? What the hell am I doing waking up at 7 o'clock in the fucking morning then?
Do you want to get Married: When I can afford it, and when I find a woman that can put up with me.
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't no one else will.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: Hells yeah!! I'm damn sexy!!
Are you a Health Freak: If you see me, you'll figure it out pretty quickly.
Do you get along with your Parents: I have to. THEY have the money, and I live in THEIR house.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep
Do you play an Instrument: I play my "organ". Hows about that?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nyquil. Does that count?
In the past month have you Smoked: No. You're not paying attention, are you?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes, but they were all prescribed.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'd call it a date. She calls it stalking. . tomayto--tomahto
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Try NEVER
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: If you'd call that stuff with the SPAM in it "sushi"
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm ALWAYS performing. The WORLD is my stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm too fat to go SKINNY dipping.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes--by my three older sisters
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Saving someone's life. Possibly while rescuing them from a rip current, then getting swept away, myself.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they're not bloodshot
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 4'10" - 5'11"
Weight: I like my women like I like my soup--HOT, THICK, and CHUNKY
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she's comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: You honestly think I count? COME ON!!!
Number of CDs I own: See above!!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Number of Piercings: One on each ear
Number of Tattoos: I had a bunny rabbit on my ass, but he ran in the hole.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets. Learn from the past. Don't LIVE in it.
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