Joey - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"....the Catholic Church must be Divinely instituted, because no merely human institution, run this badly, would have survived a fortnight." --Hilaire Belloc
You wanna know about The Incredible Joey, do ya?! K.
Well, I am not made ENTIRELY of cheese. I do not rhyme with cottage OR sandpaper. I enjoy the sound of the phrase "cellar door." If I could, I would probably accept free money. I enjoy a good walk on the beach. And of course, due to popular demand, I exist. I believe that's the basics. Let's move on.
I love Cows. Especially emo cows. Especially this emo cow. His name is Bal, and I know you love him. Poor Cow...
As you can see, I love the United States of America. If you have any passion to bash that country in any way, do not try to be my friend. This is the best country on Earth, and I am proud to be a part. I'm not ignorant; I know nothing is perfect, including this God-graced country. It IS, however, the closest thing to perfection we have available.
You Are 91% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?p
I love this woman. She's my fiance.
Okay, seriously. Here's what I'm all about. I love God. He is the homeboy, and always will be. I am 100% Catholic and freakin' proud. My favorite saints are St. Michael, St. Francis, St. Joseph (Jesus' foster dad), St. Therese the Little Flower, and St. Christina the Astonishing, in that order. I also love my girlfriend, Isabel. She makes me very happy. I love my friends and my family. I love movies. Refer to my movies section for more information. I love art, it is one of the most important things in my life. I love music, and it is almost as important to me as art. And, I love angels. I believe they are mighty warriors, and they spend all their time protecting and loving humans. For this, I am forever grateful and loving to them. I have much respect and honor for St. Michael the Archangel, Commander of the Angels, and Prince of Hosts. I dedicate my entire life to God Almighty, King of Eternity, Lord of All, Creator of All, and Savior of All, through St. Michael my protector, guide and guardian.
I am Venom Venom 75% Riddler 74% Mr. Freeze 71% The Joker 66% Two-Face 64% Magneto 59% Apocalypse 58% Dr. Doom 57% Dark Phoenix 55% Lex Luthor 52% Juggernaut 48% Mystique 48% Green Goblin 48% Kingpin 40% Catwoman 39% Poison Ivy 23% Strength, disguise and adrenaline my greatest weapons.
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My Interests

Religion, art, music, culture, philosophy, movies.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 70% Conservative, 30% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

I'd like to meet:

I dunno, give it a try.

Music:

I like music that doesn't sound like trash. That narrows down a lot these days.

Movies:

Suspense-thrillers, comedies, kids movies... Umm. My favorites are stuff like Identity, Nightmare Before Christmas, Donnie Darko, The Little Mermaid, Superman Returns, the first two Batman movies, and Batman Begins, Old Boy... I like lots of movies!

Television:

Simpsons, Phil of the Future, Everybody Loves Raymond, Beauty and the Geek, VOLRTON!!! ...and whatever else is on.

Books:

I like reading about religions and cultures. Aesop's tales was pretty cool. Screwtape Letters is by far my favorite book. Harry Potter is my favorite series. I like graphic novels a lot, too. And, of course, my favorite non-fiction is The Bible. The real one, not the protestant-refined one. I don't like abridged versions, that's why I stick to the original Bible.

Heroes:

My dad, Jesus, and M.C.Escher

My Blog

Song: One More Day

(verse 1) If I ever have to say good bye to you I just want you to know, Everything we’ve had was more than worth Every single tear Every single breath Every single time I said I’m sorry. ...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:08:00 PST

Women are Stupid

Women have lost all sense of femininity in the search for feminism. That’s really sad. As a result, men have lost all sense of masculinity trying to be manly men for these "feminine"...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:02:00 PST

Thoughts on God at 2 in the morning.

Tradition is everything to me. When I was young, I looked down on traditionalists thinking that they were insane. I thought that they had no idea who God was, and why we worshipped him.&nb...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:23:00 PST

My Girlfriend

So, I just got back from a little less than a week in Las Vegas with my family. It was extremely fun, to my surprise. It's not as dirty as it used to be, which allowed me to enjoy myself. ...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:40:00 PST

Religious Discrimination

Okay, you wanna know what makes me extremely mad!? As most of you know, I work at Blockbuster. Therefore, I see what movies come out every week. I am getting so pissed off at the countless anti-Cathol...
Posted by Joey on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:14:00 PST

VERY IMPORTANT!!! PLEASE READ!!!!

Everybody, today I had the most delicious cheeseburger I have had in a LONG time. It consisted of the following: 2 beef patties 3slices of cheese 4 slices of bacon 3 slices of roast beef red onions le...
Posted by Joey on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:08:00 PST

I want....

A Doner from Germany. I want to go back so bad. I want to go to Germany and have a Doner..... now.
Posted by Joey on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:54:00 PST

fully immersed in.... cheese?

Disclaimer: Don't even attempt to guess what happened, because you won't get it right. Also, don't message me with your thoughts about what might have happened, because I just won't reply to the...
Posted by Joey on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:47:00 PST

Bobby is insightful

"A little bit of pain now can save you a crap load of pain in the future, buddy." --Bobby Lewawski, my dear friend.
Posted by Joey on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

sick

I am physically sick, and that sucks. I have a bad cough, and a runny nose. It's wack. I'm also sick of constant accusations. I don't really know what to do about it. I feel li...
Posted by Joey on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST