The Dread Pirate Julia profile picture

The Dread Pirate Julia

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hmm.
I have two ears, two hands, and ten toes. Two cats, one piano, and an abundance of spatulae. My lurid tales have graced the walls of some of the finest excretorial establishments in the western world, or at least, someday shall. I like to have picnics on the patio, grill a mean (rare) steak, and am unrepentantly geeky. I'm well-fed, badly-read, and kinda pervie.
When restless, I soothe myself with karuko puzzles, semi-precious stones, and occasional consultation of planetary trajectories. I aspire to one day write a musical, and to own and operate a panini iron. I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer with a fervor that borders on religious zeal.
My passions are food, music, writing, books , TV and film, astrology, matters of spirit, and matters of the flesh. Not necessarily in that order, although anyone who knows me well would titter at food's august position in that list.

In short, I can be counted on to blather on from time to time.

I'm a fiction and freelance writer, blogger, and book reviewer from San Diego, CA. I blog and write weekly L Word recaps for Velvetpark . I also contribute book reviews semi-monthly to The Hipster Book Club. I don't use the blog function here much, but I do use Live Journal. Lots.
Here are a few of my published clips:
"Why I Love Butch Women, and Other Endangered Species"
"Top Ten Horrifying Questions Straight Men Ask Lesbians"
"Less Sub, More Text: A Queer Tale of Buffy Fandom and Fan Fiction"
Book Review: Swallow the Ocean, by Laura M. Flynn
As far as fiction goes, I play in many genres: erotica, lesbian fiction, fantasy/adventure, childrens and YA lit. From time to time I also dabble a bit in screenwriting, songwriting, composing and film scoring. Most recently in that vein, in 2007 I wrote snippets of five songs for a locally produced indie short film: "Sodomy: The Musical!"
A long time ago, in a Buffyverse far, far away, I use to write fan fiction featuring Willow and Tara in a variety of compromising positions. You can find links to my fanfic here. And perhaps my finest achievement in geekdom to date (aside from this ), I am the creator of Fantasy Buffy, the best Buffy nerd game ever!
"Maybe it's just in America, but it seems that if you're passionate about something, it freaks people out. You're considered bizarre or eccentric. To me, it just means you know who you are." ~ Tim Burton

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order: JK Rowling, Angela Robinson, Charlie Kaufman, Michel Gondry, Jamie Babbit, Jacqueline Carey, Emily Dickinson, A.L. Reine, Patrick Califia, Kate Bornstein, Jackie Strano & Shar Rednour, Mario Batali, my great-grandmother Irene, Anne Bonny & Mary Read, Mary Magdalene, and Pele.

My Blog

Watch The L Word series finale with the gang at Velvetpark!

Cant make it to one of the official L Word finale watchingparties? Never fear! Youre invited to the official Velvetpark Itsbeen one L of run viewing shindig! Mosey over to Velvetpark at 9 p.m. ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:26:00 GMT

The L Word Recap 607: Nobody Puts Crazy in a Corner

This week's L Word recap is up over at Velvetpark. An excerpt:"Its dance-a-thon time, kids! Alice: I found more safety pins! Oh,really? Perhaps you could have used them to hold OurChart together.Ye...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:13:00 GMT

The L Word 602 Recap: "9021Lesbo"

This week's The L Word recap is up at Velvetpark. You can find it here!
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:58:00 GMT

Its "Sodomy: The Musical!"

A year and a half ago I wrote snippets of several songs for a locally produced short film entitled, "Sodomy: The Musical!" We cast and shot the thing, and it is now available right here on MySpace for...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 04:23:00 GMT

Buffy Fandom and Fan Fiction Essay (Secrets of a Lesbo Smutfic Peddler)

A while back, AfterEllen.com quoted something I had written years and years ago on The Kitten Board about Willow and Tara, fan fic, and queer visibility in an article http://www.afterellen.com/Pr...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:09:00 GMT

Look, Ma! I'm a Guestbian!

Check it out -- Local girl makes up to no  good'>good.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 19:40:00 GMT

My actual blog...

Can be found here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/graashoppa/
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jul 2004 23:24:00 GMT