My name is Jared.
I'm 18.
I am intelligent.
I live in Moorefield.
I don't follow trends, I make my own.
I do irresponsible things, and I have no regrets.
I fear no man.
I fear no situation.
I love music.
I love taking walks.
I like to write, sometimes.
I don't care what people think, or say about me.
I'm easy to get along with.
I'm proud to be an asshole.
Sometimes, I feel as if I don't even exist.
Religion pisses me off.
As If you want my AIM.
My MSN is [email protected].
My Yahoo is i_eat_your_skin_616.
That's really all you need to know about me..
But if you wish to know more, just ask
For far too long
The practice of Psychiatry
Has prospered on mending society's wrong
To cure a freak who don't belong
It's all a bunch of lies
Rooted at shuffling addictions around
Distorting people's minds
Complicating from those divine
Tell me what's the problem
I have a cure for you..
There's nothing a prescription can undo
You must sit and trust me
I can feel your pain
Correcting the Lithium deficiency
In your brain with pills
You're mad all the time
Sedated now.. You'll be fine
Getting stoned
Getting stoned
'Cause I'm distorted from taking drugs
Designed to help me regain my mind
To rid the depression
I periodically endure
I'm not right
But was better than when I came here
Through getting stoned
I perceive all the injections
The scars that remain
The needle tracks that stain the veins
Rehab is a joke to me
A strung out junkie needs to be set free
Methadone clinics just won't help
How do you reabilitate a serial killer?
Who longs to kill
But is addicted to brutal sex?
How do you cure obesity?
A transient drunk?
Anaclisis?
Over active sex drives?
Anorexia Nervosa?
Control freaks?
Self destructive humans?
World hunger?
Living here in torment..
IT'S DISTURBING
It's quite contagious..
YOU'LL DIAGNOSE
Born deficient.. COMATOSE
I'm a special doctor
You don't know me
As long as I get my money
I've got a degree in worldly nothings
Fine, upstanding yuppie
But I care only for cash
For far too long
Authority made them strong
Rehabilitation does not work
Because crime is high..
Rape has gone up
So has tension
While psychiatrists get rich
Feeding on the nation's insecurities
Performing mental blasphemy
As they please
A prescription will set you free..
Or taint your soul
Will false hope..
Rehab is for quitters
Who's right to say
What's wrong or right?
Desire consumes
You are what you are
And no one can change that stupid fact
Molester or strung out on crack
Rehab can only change those who will be changed
It shifts the colour of addiction
To something of the same
Making the monkey go away
Replacing him with a chimp
Can't stop thinking
About those cigarettes
Crawl beneath the skin
Like the man who tried to quit shooting
After 25 years
Decided to put the needle down
And found he could no longer live
So, he tried a little bit
No longer exists
Death is the pain killer!
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Jared Bradley Wratchford
Birthday:: 2/23/88
Birthplace:: Petersburg, West Virginia
Eye Color:: Hazel
Hair Color:: Brown
Height:: 5'9
Weight:: Around 180 or so.
Right handed or Left handed?: Right
Your Heritage:: German
My Worst Habit:: Smoking
Zodiac Sign:: Piseces
Shoe Size:: 13
Pants Size:: 38
Innie or Outie?: Innie
Parents Still Together?: Yeah
The Shoes You Wore Today:: The one's that go "DURKA DURKA" when I step
Your Weakness:: Women
Your Fears:: Heights and dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza:: Supreme, bitch.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Uh.. Get through it alive sounds purdy good to me
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: I LIKE THE WAY YOU TOUCH MY BUTTONS TEE HEE
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Fuck, where are my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature:: Umm.. Eyes?
Your Bedtime:: Whenever I collapse
Your Most Missed Memory:: Being able to spend time with my friends everyday
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Red
Food?: Pizza
Sport?: Football
Animal?: Lemur
Ice Cream?: Vanilla
Candy?: Jolly Ranchers
Store?: Anything that sells DXM containing products
Salad Dressing?: The white one
Actor?: Orlando Bloom
Song?: Dead and Martyred
Letter?: J
Number?: 23
Gum?: Juicy Fruit
Holiday?: Thanksgiving
Season?: Winter
Toothpaste Flavor?: Uh.. Crest?
Radio Station?: Radio sucks balls
Perfume?: One's that smell good?
Scent besides perfume?: Marijuana
Body part on the opposite sex?: Ass
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: A real boy
How Do You Want To Die?: Suicide by cop
Turn ons:: Cute, soothing voices and bewbies
Turn offs:: Women who look like they were bashed in the face with a stapler
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: I don't know?
Who's The Loudest?: Uh, probably Justin
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Justin
Who Have You Known The Longest?: John
Who's The Shyist?: I don't know?
When Have You Cried The Most?: I don't really measure how much I cry..
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Being loved by the one you love
Worst Feeling?: Having your heart shredded
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Germany, Japan, or Montana
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: My looks
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: I'm shooting for 50
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: Broken glass
Let's look at the: Naked ladies
What a nice: Badonkadonk
Where did all the: McChickens go?
Why can't we: All smoke a bowl?
Silly, little: Ass goblin
Isn't it weird that: All Asian people look alike?
Never under any circumstance: Should you eat an atomic bomb
I wish: I had a million dollars
Everyone has a: Fucked up view on life
I am: Jared
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Yeah
Been To Juvie?: No
Mooned Someone?: Yeah
Been Rejected?: Yeah
Ran Away From Home?: No
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Of course; What do you think I am.. 10?
Skipped School?: Yeah
Thought About Suicide?: Yeah
Slept Outside?: Yeah
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yeah
Cried In School?: No
Thrown Up In School?: Yeah
Wanted To Be a Model?: No
Cheated On Someone?: No
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Yeah
Seen A Dead Body?: No
Been Bitched Out?: Yeah
Drank Alcohol?: Yeah
Smoked?: Yeah
Been On Drugs?: Yeah
Eaten Sushi?: No
Been On Stage?: No
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yeah
Shoplifted?: Yeah
Been Drunk?: Yeah
Been Called A Tease?: No
Been Beaten Up?: No
DO YOU
Swear?: Fuck yes, you silly bitch-assed cock flogger
Sing Well?: I sing decent, I suppose
Shower Daily?: Yeah
Want To Go To College?: No
Want To Get Married?: Eventually
Believe In Yourself?: No
Get Motion Sickness?: No
Think You Are Attractive?: No
Get Along With Your Parents?: Sometimes
Like Thunderstorms?: Yeah
Play An Instrument?: No
Own An IPOD?: No
Pray?: No
Go To Church?: No
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: No
Keep A Journal/Diary?: No
Dance In The Rain?: No
Sing In The Shower?: No
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: McDonald's
Single or Group Dates?: Single; much more romantic
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: Meat
TV or Movie?: Movie
Guitar or Drums?: Guitar
Adidas or Nike?: Nike
Chinese or Mexican?: Chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Corn Flakes
Cake or Pie?: Pie
MTV or VH1?: MTV
Blind or Deaf?: Deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: No
Write With Both Hands?: No
Whistle?: Yes
Blow A Bubble?: Yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Yes
Cross Your Eyes?: Yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: Probably
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: No
Dance?: No
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: No
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: Does myself count? *Hint, Hint*
You Talked To On The Phone:: Scott
You Instant Messaged:: Mari
You Hugged:: Zaha
You Yelled At:: Some asshole who thought he was tough
You Played A Sport With:: Waaaaaay too far back, buddy
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: Just a few minutes ago
Time You Cried?: About a week ago?
Movie You Watched?: I don't know..
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Trident
Joke You Told?: Uh..
Song You've Sung?: Don't remember :(
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: My room
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Trees, hill, bird
Are You Listening To Music?: No
What Are You Wearing?: Pants, and a T-Shirt
What's On Your Mousepad?: I don't have a mousepad
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yeah
Do you believe in miracles?: No
Magic?: No
Love at first sight?: No
God?: Yeah
Satan?: Yeah
Ghosts?: Yeah
Santa?: No
Evolution?: Yeah
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: I'M HETROSEXUAL
Fav Hair Color:: I'M HETROSEXUAL
Short or Long Hair:: I'M HETROSEXUAL
Height:: I'M HETROSEXUAL
Weight:: I'M HETROSEXUAL
Best Clothing Style:: I'M HETROSEXUAL
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Germany
Number Of CD's I Own:: Like 10
Your Good Luck Charm:: My bowl
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: Sometimes
Person You Hate Most:: George Bush
Most Outdated Phrase:: Baby, I wanna butter your bread
Do you think God has a gender?: Female, fo' sho'
Where do you think we go when we die?: In the ground
How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2, tops
What is something scientists need to invent?: A marijuana strain that's out of your system in 24 hours
Are you a health freak?: No
Are you a virgin?: Sadly.. yes.
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Uranus.. Keke
What is the worst weather?: Rain
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: No
How many grades have you failed?: I failed senior year :(
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