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About Me

My name is Chicken Patty (
Which Old School Character are you?

Frank the Tank
Your Frank the Tank. You have alot more confidence than the frank seen at the beginning of the movie. Your drunk or hungover 24/7, and cant wait for the next party. You are kind of a scrub but you pull it together when you need to.
what type of car are you?

Street Racer
you like fast import cars, with a lil extra nos
What kind or animal are u in bed?

Bear
Wow, you know what to do under the right situations. You protect what is dear to you, and are a maniac in bed. Mmmmm keep up the good work
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How to make a Chicken Patty
Ingredients:
1 part anger
3 parts humour
3 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

My Interests


Name: Pat "SmoothPK" Kelly
Birthdate: 08/16/1987
Birthplace: Pough Pough
Current Location: Kingston Rhode Island, URI baby
Eye Color: Sunburst Hazel and Green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 ish
Weight: 2 ish
Piercings: nah
Tatoos: Not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Many
Overused Phraze: Up here? Fuckin Wicked
FAVORITES
Food: Country Style Chix
Candy: Ummm
Number: 816
Color: Blue
Animal: Shark
Drink: Mt. Dew
Alcohol Drink: BEEEEER
Bagel: Onion
Letter: ??
Body Part on Opposite sex: Um Whatever my hands happen to be on hows that
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Mickie D's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: At this moment.....Bring in the bucks baby
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Most Missed Memory: .....................Don't ask
Best phyiscal feature: My eyes
First Thought Waking Up: Fuck I'm sober
Goal for this year: Have alotta fun but still do some good
Best Friends: My M-block boys n my college crew
Weakness: My generosity
Fears: Freaky ass fuckin spiders
Heritage: Irish represent, o yea and some lebanese
Longest relationship: 1 year
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Hellz yea
Ever Smoked: Yea man
Pot: Yea
Ever been Drunk: R u serious, mother fucker I'm Irish
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: Kinda
Ever Shoplifted: Yea
Ever Skinny Dipped: Not my ass
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yea
Been Dumped Lately: Yea
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Blonde or Brunette
Short or Long: Doesnt matter
Height: 5 ish
Style: Not gangsta but not straight up punk
Looks or Personality: Great sense of humor
Hot or Cute Both if I can pull it off
Drugs and Alcohol: No drugs, but a drinkin partner's always welcome
Muscular or Really Skinny: In between
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: More then I can count
What country do you want to Visit: Australia and Ireland
How do you want to Die: At sea or really old
Been to the Mall Lately: Actually.. no
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea
Get along with your Parents: Really well
Health Freak: Fuck that shit if I aint dead I'm fine
Do you think your Attractive: Honestly..no
Believe in Yourself: Depends on the situation
Want to go to College: I'm in it
Do you Smoke: Yea
Do you Drink: Of course
Shower Daily: More like monthly
Been in Love: Yea
Do you Sing: Sober?
Want to get Married: Yea
Do you want Children: Yea
Have your future kids names planned out: Alex Michael, Sarah Elizabeth, and John Patrick
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: I'm ganna b a priest, never ; )
Hate anyone: Sometimes

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Music:

Disturbed, Ill Nino, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Papa Roach, System of a Down, Spineshank, Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, and any other of my wake up and kill your mother music(my M-Block boys will understand that!!) and some hip hop and alternative.

Television:

South Park, Pimp my Ride, Reno 911, the Simpsons, and Rescue Me.

Heroes:

Fuckin Chuck Norris man!!