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kungfucaveman

kungfucaveman

About Me

I live in Amarillo, Texas with my beautiful wife, our newborn son luke, and two rotten dogs. I work for a local anesthesia group as a CRNA. Basically, I get to put people to sleep and do nerve blocks for a living. In my spare time, which is nonexistant since luke was born, i like to work out, hike, bike, fly-fish, rock climb, watch movies, and read just about anything. I antagonize my wife, dogs, and newborn son at every opportunity. I am an amateur magician, wanna-be cage fighter, and a christian. ( I thought about being a nihilist, but that seemed pointless)
You are Batman Batman 90% Superman 75% Green Lantern 75% Robin 63% Supergirl 60% Hulk 60% Catwoman 60% Iron Man 60% Wonder Woman 55% The Flash 40% Spider-Man 25% You are dark, love gadgets
and have vowed to help the innocent
not suffer the pain you have endured.
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My Interests

I love comics, horror books and movies, mixed martial arts, magic tricks, cooking, knocking people out for a living, and I find it interesting (and disgusting) that people will let a dog lick their face right after I've seen that same dog licking it's junk just moments before

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to go to a roller rink with Mr. T, William Shatner, Bruce Campbell, and Jesus

Music:

Motown, james taylor, don mcclean, ac/dc, the doors, zepplin, def leppard, metallica, the blues, acapella, pre-creepy child molesting michael jackson, the police, and secretly--kelly clarkson.

Movies:

aliens, predator, star wars saga, lord of the rings trilogy, evil dead II, cabin fever, 300, billy madison, the notebook (that's right, i said the notebook), mallrats, napolean dynamite, the big lebowski - there are too many to list

Television:

heroes, lost, buffy the vampire slayer, survivor, american idol, reaper, 80's era dungeons and dragons cartoon, justice league of america cartoon, the office, ufc, dexter, smallville, supernatural

Books:

The Bible, science fiction, comic books, stephen king, edward lee, bentley little, richard layman, douglass preston / lincoln child, robert jordan, dean koontz, terry brooks

Heroes:

Mr. T, and the guy who invented the bikini