WHY I MAY NOT HAVE E-MAILED YOU BACK FOR A WHILE |
I'm sure it was Woody Allen that started the whole "adorably neurotic" craze. Thanks, Ace. He spawned such obsessive cuties-that-you-want-to-drop-onto-their-heads as Monica on Friends, Carrie on Sex a...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:17:00 GMT |
New job: the madness continues |
So I'm working for a paralegal (we'll call her Marilyn) in Centerville for now. (Incidentally, when I was in San Francisco, my friends were utterly tickled by the fact that we had a suburb named Cent...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:23:00 GMT |
Happy Birthday to me |
This was the kind of day that leads me to believe in an intelligent design. Because no way could random forces of nature coalesce so much hatred towards me into one miserable day.
I woke up in m...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:24:00 GMT |
Weirdest. Sexy. Dream. Ever. |
OK, very few people answer the "which famous person would you sleep with?" questions like I do. My famous-people crushes are fairly unconventional. John Malkovich (oy!)...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:54:00 GMT |
It can ALWAYS get worse... |
So I’m at the Job Center to apply for what my friend Allison calls "government-issue grocery gift cards". I’ve brought along a nifty book called "How We Survived Communism and Even Laughe...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:14:00 GMT |
fired |
The couch, and endless TV. Lazily crocheting on a T-shirt that I ripped up and am reconstructing. After midnight, I go into my kitchen and spray-glue things to the walls. Sheet music, old script pages...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:12:00 GMT |
Riva |
We buried her last night (the ground had been too frozen beofre that.) My boyfriend dug a big, deep grave so she'd be warm and safe, and it's right outside the window that her sister Lola likes ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:53:00 GMT |
Repost: Debra LaFave, my celebrity doppelganger |
A while back, there was a local psychologist whose Yellow Pages ad read: "Heal with your TV Twin!" He went on to list ten TV characters and claimed that he would figure out which one was the most simi...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:24:00 GMT |
Puppies in the Bighouse |
Last night I dreamed that Balto (my NEUTERED MALE dog) had puppies!
In the dream my dad and his wife and my brother and I were visiting the Bighouse, which was the old Walther family property off...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:27:00 GMT |
Walking between the raindrops... |
Every streetlight winked out as I drove past it in the rising light this morning, and every traffic light turned green.
Days like today are the reason I wouldn't trade my depression for anythi...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 06:37:00 GMT |
