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Lena

About Me

-The name is Elena...people call me Lena, Leney, Lenaface, Elena Belena, Midg (because I'm hella short), and a million other names I can't remember.
-I'm always laughin'. I don't like to be too serious too often.
-The beach is one of my favorite places...I've gotta have my brown shoulders, you'd love 'em.
-I wanna be the next Thelma Schoonmaker. I'm not great at it yet, but someday I will be.
-Sleeping is the best, but don't like when I feel like I'm sleeping my life away.
-I'm ticklish in the worst way...EVERYWHERE. No, I don't like it. Be forewarned, tickle me at your own risk. Just ask the wall in our rental down in Seaside from a few summers ago.
-I love cheese! Feed me cheese and I'll be yours forever. <3
-I'm always late.
-I like dancing and just about any kind of music.
-Rock Band is the stuff, man. I just downloaded some Disturbed and some System and they're CRAZY! Drum sticks flying everywhere, I tell you.
-I'm the clumsiest bitch ever. I'm constantly breaking stuff...sorry Ma! I'm not really sure how but I once got a piece of an M&M shell stuck in my eyeball. Hurt like a mother.
-I'm very bendy for a short, stacked chick.
-I'll always try and drink you under the table. Probably not the best idea but it's fun.
-My hair was my pride and joy...before I chopped it off...silly Lena. Yeah, I act on impulse...a LOT, but no regrets! Whatareyagunnado? It's usually a hot ass mess anyway and I have no plans on changing so, deal.
Hott ass picture! Mhm Mhm.

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My Blog

Tada!

I have to keep reminding myself that these times, the ones that make me wanna say "Frick!  Life is hard!", are only a chapter in my life, not the whole book...and that makes me feel better. ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:56:00 GMT

Don’t tase me!

Just a funny story I swiped.The perfect Gift for those who have everything.... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something a...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:40:00 GMT

Schmokin

I almost had to evacuate my humble abode a little while ago.  I was just about to play some Rock Band when I smelled a funny schmell.  I went to the back door to investigate and when I opene...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:15:00 GMT

I’m gonna be in school forever!!!!!!!!!!

::cries::
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 17:54:00 GMT

Awww Rats!

A while back my boss came to the office after being out in the field all day long and told Grace and I that he had a new friend for us to play with.  Being the horrible horrible man that he is ( ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:27:00 GMT

Mmmmm Vacation

Last week my family and I got together and took a little tripsy down to Florida to visit my Grammie.  What misery, what fun.  We fought like cats and dogs but we had a lot of fun too.  ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:19:00 GMT

Yeah, I said it.

FUCK 2006.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 23:11:00 GMT

A lil HaHa...

A few minutes ago I was walking to 7-11 in my own little world minding my own business when all of a sudden I hear this sort of scary, robotic type noise.  I turn my head around thinking maybe th...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:47:00 GMT

Tag! You're it!

Okay I have been tagged by a dear friend. Those who are tagged are supposed to list 6 random weird things about themselves in a blog and then tag 6 more people from their myspace friends list. So, her...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:59:00 GMT

EGAD!!!!!!!

Today I was takin' a stroll through Walgreens when I saw one of the most appalling sights one could ever see.  A middle aged woman and her daughter were scoping out the underarm freshness isle wh...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 16:15:00 GMT