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~MELISSA~

I am here for Friends

About Me

THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE ME IS THROUGH SONG ALONE ... THE SONG IS CALLED KILLER QUEEN BY QUEEN ... XOXOXO , MELI MELTERSON MELTER OF HEARTS AT YOUR SERVICE .... KILLER QUEEN ..She keeps Moet et Chandon In her pretty cabinet 'Let them eat cake' she says Just like Marie Antoinette A built-in remedy For Kruschev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't declineCaviar and cigarettes Well versed in etiquette Extraordinarily nice ChorusShe's a Killer Queen Gunpowder, gelatine Dynamite with a laser beam Guaranteed to blow your mind AnytimeRecommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try?To avoid complications She never kept the same address In conversation She spoke just like a baroness Met a man from China Went down to Geisha Minah Then again incidentally If you're that way inclinedPerfume came naturally from Paris For cars she couldn't care less Fastidious and precise ChorusDrop of a hat she's as willing as Playful as a pussy cat Then momentarily out of action Temporarily out of gas To absolutely drive you wild, wild She's all out to get you ChorusRecommended at the price Insatiable an appetite Wanna try? You wanna try!!!! *********************************************************** Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I LOVE JUST HANGING OUT AND HAVING A GOOD TIME... I LIKE TO PARTY AND I LIKE TO DRINK ... I LIKE TO GO SEE MOVIES AND GO TO THE MOUNTAINS . I LIKE TO MAKE PEOLPE LAUGH AND IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION I JUST FEED OFF AND THEN YOU CANT MAKE ME SHUT UP... I LIKE CRUDE HUMOR AND JOKES I DONT KNOW WHY BUT THEY MAKE ME LAUGH .. I LOVE DRIVING AND GOING ON RANDOM ROADTRIPS . I LOVE TO SING AND WRITE AND ONE DAY I MIGHT JUST BE FAMOUS WITH THAT BEING SAID DO YOU WANT MY JOHN HANDCOX ? JUST KIDDING .. ANY WAY IF THERE IS ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME JUST ASK ME ..

I'd like to meet:

johnny depp .. brad pitt ... ellen degeneres..... paul mccartney .... yoko ono .... ringo star ..... edward norton ... richard gere... haysen christensen ...adam brody ... dave chapelle .. jim carrey ... chunk from the goonies .. julia roberts ... dermont mulronry ... angelina jolie ... sandra bullock ... black eyed peas ....lauren hill... and oh so many more but i dont have all day

Music:

I LOVE ALL MUSIC TO NAME A FEW OF MY FAVORITES ... THE BEATLES ...THE KILLERS... BLACK EYED PEAS ....THE GORILLAZ ... LEVI SPENCER . .. JAMES JOHNSON ... DALE MEIER ... TERANCE HANSEN ... VIVID...CHRIS GUNDERSEN .... CODY ANDERSON.... DHT .... ERIC CLAPTON ... SIMON AND GARFUNKLE .... NECRO ... EVENESANCE .. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS ... ALL 80'S MUSIC ... I JUST LOVE MUSIC SO PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING

Movies:

I love all movies....... I AM A BIG MOVIE BUFF .... MR AND MRS SMITH .. FIGHT CLUB..... THE GOONIES ... ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MINE .... HALF BAKED .... LIFE AS A HOUSE ... PRETTY WOMAN ... MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING .... THE WEDDING DATE ... ALL THE FRIENDS SEASONS .. DONNIE DARKO ... UNDERWORLD ... SUPPER TROOPERS ... TAKING LIVES... A CINDERELLA STORY ... EUROTRIP .... FOOTLOOSE ... MEAN GIRLS ... THE INCREDIBLES ... TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE .... AMITYVILLE HORROR....CRY BABY...GARDEN STATE ... PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN .. FINDING NEMO ...ELF .. BEWITCHED ... 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN .. KICKING AND SCREAMING ... SECRET WINDOW ... WITH OUT A PADDLE AND THE LIST JUST KEEPS ON GOING

Television:

friends ...viva la bam .... roomraiders...date my mom . stankervision THE OC .. ELLEN DEGENERES ... LAGUNA BEACH .. ROSEANNE .. FULL HOUSE ... YES DEAR ... THE PARKERS ... PIMP MY RIDE .. PUNKD ... JACKASS ... GILMORE GIRLS ....

Books:

STEPHEN KING ... DEAN KOONTZ.... ELLEN DEGENERES .....RICHARD PAUL EVENS ... NICHOLAS SPARKS ETC ..

Heroes:

JADE LYNN TIPPETS

My Blog

BUTTCHINS ... EWWWWW ARE YOU KIDDING ME ..

I FEEL BAD FOR ANY FUCKER WHO HAS A GOD DAMN BUT CHIN ARE YOU SERIOUS ... I COULD PUKE JUST THINKING ABOUT A PLUMP ASS IN THE PLACE WHERE A WELL ROUNDED CHIN SHOULD BE ... GROSS ...  ...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

ABOUT ME ... THRU THE EYES OF LEVON

A FRIEND OF MINE WROTE THIS FOR ME LAST YEAR ON MY BIRTHDAY ... Hi..My name is Melissa and I love meeting new people who are cool.  Therefore, If you are lame, then don't even bother trying to me...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

DEATH IS UPON US ....

SO I WAS AT WORK TODAY FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT I DO .. I AM A CNA AT A REST HOME .. IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GO GET MY RESIDENTS UP FOR LUNCH AND THE FIRST PERSON THAT I DECIDED TO START WITH ... A ...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:03:00 PST

OVERLOOKED

This is my tribute to the nice girls. To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions be...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

LIFE WITHOUT REALITY .

LIFE WITHOUT REALITY DAY AFTER DAY COLD DRINKS AND WARM TABACCO LIGHT LAUGHS AND HARD HEARTACHES HALF CROOKED SMILES AND WARM HUGS EMPTY LIQUOR BOTTLES FILLING THE EMPTY SPACE. LOOKING AROUND W...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST

look at me you idiot

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my o...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:17:00 PST

THINGS TO LIVE BY

things to live by...... believe in yourself keep your priorities straight take responsibility for yourself create your own future focus on what you want learn to visaulize the out come of your go...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Thu, 11 May 2006 02:04:00 PST

minds eye ... my poem on how i inturpted the book the four agreements

A MINDS EYE If i am not afraid , then how can i be sad ? I have no excuse for being sad but that is how i feel . I see a differnt world then you see with your eyes , because my eyes arn't your eyes ....
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:27:00 PST

TO KILL A THIEF

FUCK THE WORLD TODAY WHEN YOU DONT GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT JUST PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET AND HOPE THAT YOU DONT GET CAUGHT FUCK THE WORLD TODAY WHEN YOU TO MAKE SURE TO LOCK AND YOU WILL NEVER COME TO A D...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:57:00 PST

brown eyed girl

brown eyed girl♥ life becomes pointless when it hurts to care i have to keep reminding myself to breath for i am a brown eyed girl and i am going to make you lose your mind you have to fi...
Posted by ~MELISSA~ on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 09:45:00 PST