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About Me

I'm an all around guy. I believe in the three fundamentals of life. 1. Treat everyone with respect and empathy. 2. Catch a rattle snake with your bare hands and eat it's head and with it, it's courage. 3. do so many chicks that it's embarassing to meet the parents of a girl because they have allready heard of you and all the chicks you bang all the time with your massively huge dong made of figurative "gold." 4. Misuse quotes "." 5. "Join your fellow man in" celebration of the moon landing thats bound to happen if we all hold hands for a coke commer"cial" and then something that happened in the 80's. 6. Grow a pair, (see 73.) 73. Mary. 11. Call everyone Mary. 12. Learn the difference between making gold records and blowing a hobo that says he's the head of Sony music. 12. Cheat your way through school so you can't specifically remember when the moon landing was. 12. Chug chug chug chug chug! 12. Learn song lyrics to one fucking song and sing over and over at burt reynolds. 12. learn Burt Reynolds' weaknesses for when he, unprovoked, attacks you. (Maybe the knee) 12.Don't get all gay with your gay weiner fag shit. faggot. queer. 12. lift the spirits of a dying child, by choking to near death an old person, in front of their tiny hospital bed that has been custom built by their extremely rich parents who live in Canada but fly in to see her on saturdays even though they are very busy with work. But does she understand and appreciate this sacrifice? No. She and her selfish cancer just cry and cry about how much her bones hurt. 12. Buy a kitty and pet it forever and ever.

My Interests

FOR ALL THE LADIES: I'm really into working out and buying things. I like to be sensitive and shop for purses while trying on underwear. I hate to date rape and I can't stand looking at a sport team playing with balls. I like to clean things in the home and wash dishes also. Children are the future and I have no friends to distract me from loving you with all my being.FOR ALL THE DUDES: I like the sport teams that are good for the playing of their designated sport. I like the beers and awsome deodorants. I enjoy talking about how the girls love me doing the intercourse to their vaginas. I hate hugging you 'cause I love to do chicks so much. We can high five till were sleepy.

I'd like to meet:

leonard. ricardo. sheryl. franny. jermaine. paul. trevor. gregory. sheila. simone. darcy. jeremiah. kyle. jimmy smitts.

Music:

kenny kenny. florida skeeter tordial. Company of cum pan knee. other bands I just made up.

Movies:

kenny kenny's video of ninety four . on the road with florida skeeter tordial. Company can cum on me: a tell all documentary of proportions

Television:

the virginia monologues.

Books:

the dictionary so I can make the words I talk smarter so when I walk to the cypher and spit my lyrics, I can bust fools down. then I can buy a gun and go to work when I wake up in the morning.

Heroes:

If your black, ice cube. If your white, vanilla ice. If your hispanic, kid frost. I like getting along with everybody in a wintery way.

My Blog

O say KAn You peeeeee

Look, I'm not one to punch myself in the areas, but I feel I need to be reprimanded for the occurences of May 10th 2005. It was an early morning/ late evening on the date in question. The sun was just...
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

allright is the new okay

For the time being I believe you all to be my equal to lesser-thans. So I will impart this information to you in the interest of enlightenment... I can be sensitive. That's right, even ACX has deep em...
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

laugh out loud okay?

Fuck "lol."
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All the okays in the world.

Shove a thing on it and a couple triggers and you could probably kill a dude or two. I ain't no joke brother. I live for a prime time time time time time. Thats five times for a you to believe me. Goo...
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

high time I okay.

Anybody have some dough? It seems to me, everyone I know is poor as shit. Where are all the young rich people? Where are my friends who strike it rich after they promise to buy a mansion we can all li...
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sunkin cheeks and a okay

I'm gonna be a father. I pregnant with Top Cat's baby. Were naming it Lips O'shannohan Victorious. After it's left arms heal we'll have a glass encased showing at 9:37pm on the corner of University an...
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

since, okay.

Labia. Vulva. Clitorous. My house.
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fine. okay. jesus...

Reading some messages people left the Ass Cobra Xtreme and your all very clever. Heros. That's what you are. Sniff. That was'nt crying. I just did the biggest rail of coke you have ever seen. Even in ...
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ninja, you okay?

I wish I was a janitor. Then I could make a huge keyring and throw it like a shurkin into the heads of many top government officials. I would be like that ninja on "revenge of the ninja" with the shar...
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I said okay!

Fuck me. Driving long distances is not a fun time when your tired and tired. And tired. I'm tire-d. Fuck me. Seriously. No, I mean it. Fuck me. Right now. You fucking slut. You fuck everyone else. Why...
Posted by Ass Cobra XTREME! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST