I'd like to meet:
Jack White, Matt Stone, Trey Parker
Music:
Misfits always, old punk, new indy. Everything Johnny Cash. Anything Jack White
Movies:
Breakfast Club, Waynes World, Wet Hot American Summer, Old School, Baseketball, Europa Europa, Buffalo 66, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Romie and Michelle's High School Reunion, 70's horror, SLC Punk, Redneck Zombies and the other great/horrible Troma productions, Killer Klowns form Outer Space, Ed Wood, Shinning, Harold and Maude, Animal House, everything hitchcock, Taxi Driver, Resevoir Dogs, Fargo, Donnie Darko, Strange Brew...
Television:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia!! pretty much everything on Comedy Central. The State. Adult Swim, Aqua Teen. SNL. The Soup. A&E crime shows. Top Chef.
Books:
Everything by PJ O'Rouke, Ayn Rand, Tom Wolf. Catch-22, East of Eden.
Heroes:
Mom and Chuck Norris