The namesh Milesh. (AKA Meatloaf, Wonderbutt, Smiles, or ChunkyButt.) I shcare you away wiff meh "Idontgiveacrapp" attitude.
I cuddle shomtimes... Yesh I am fat, but I am sho cute. LOVEE MEEH! HAHA!!!!
Just kidding... you don't have to:)
My life story:
I was born in the grasslands/marshlands of Livingston County in 1998. I roamed free in the wild alongside my mom and siblings as a young kitten. This life didn't last long, however, and I eventually found myself alone. Mom was hit by a car, and my siblings... well, yeah.
A lady in a nearby house found me half-dead, and took me in. Her name was Janet, and she had two children: a girl and a boy. Janet's husband didn't want me, so I was sent away to live with a pastor, his wife, and their two young children. The pastors wife had adopted another young kitten earlier that week, who happened to look just like me. The pastor hated cats, and secretly disposed of it without his children knowing. The pastor's wife was upset. She wanted a kitten badly, and didn't want her children to know what her husband had done, so she took me in as soon as possible, to take the place of the other kitten. Wally was my new name; the name that had been given to their previous kitten. Because I looked so much like Wally, the children never knew the difference between us.
After the pastor discovered me, he was furious. He threatened to get rid of me too. The pastors wife phoned Janet, and asked her to take me back. Janet discussed the situation with her husband, who hesitantly agreed to adopt me.
Janet and her two children came for me, and took me to my new home. It is still my home today. I love it here because this land is the same land I roamed as a kitten. I can hunt, climb trees, eat cantaloupe, catch rabbits, kill mice for my family, watch TV, sleep on a huge bed, and live happily. I'll never leave! :D
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