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Murder Tramp

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About Me

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< I'm loud, fun, highly obsessive compulsive, unbelievably jealous and emotional to the point of insane. I have no time or patience for morons. I am extremely loyal and loving. I will defend those that I love relentlessly. I don't need or want anyone that doesn't exceed my expectations. I am sarcastic and crude at times. I curse like a sailor and have no intentions of changing that any time soon. I do not tolerate being talked down to or being treated like a sex object. I will gladly make you bleed if you choose to do either of those things. I dress like a whore sometimes.......but I'm not! I think naked women are beautiful but I'm not bisexual. I grew up completely normal with wonderful parents that pissed me off daily. My first concert was KISS when I was a wee little one, my last concert was Marilyn Manson. Somewhere between those two I have been to close to 450 shows. I play video games sometimes and I kick ASS at Diablo (I'm a level 96 Paladin baby!!). That makes me a bit of a doofus and I am very OK with that. But I also play Grand Theft Auto so that makes me hard core! LOL so I guess I'm a hardcore doofus :) I am very random and my mind works faster than I think it should. I jump from subject to subject without realizing that I am doing it until I see the blank stares and confusion. I spend too much money on makeup and clothes. I love cars and will someday own a 1971 hemi Cuda convertible (plum crazy purple if you please) and a 1971 Mustang Mach 1. Thanks to JS for opening my eyes to the beauty of fast, powerful machines that can kill you in an instant....I mended my heart in the fast lane with little regard to my safety or the safety of others and I can now say that I can drive anything with an engine to the absolute extreme and make these poweful vehicles yield to my every whim...I have learned how to roll down the windows & pick a lonely road and scream through the darkness at 140mph. There is nothing as theraputic as speed, wind, power and emotion....so thank you. I play the drums but I just started so I really suck. I talk too much. I get bored very easily and I have a short attention span. I have three rules in life 1. Don't date musicians 2. Don't lie or steal 3. Don't do anything that I wouldn't want my grandma to know about. I am currently breaking the first one. I couldn't help myself, believe me I tried! My boyfriends name is Levon and we are ridiculously happy together. He's the relaxed one that keeps me in line when I am out of control. Althought I think I may be rubbing off on him a little. He's all that I have ever wanted. He has a great sense of humour, he truly understands me, he has beautiful teeth, listens to great music and he puts up with me even when I am being difficult! On top of it all he thinks I'm beautiful, he loves me unconditionally, and he treats me with respect. Not to mention that we look great together. I also have two great kids with my ex-husband Eric. He is a wonderful father and a good friend. Our son is 11 and an absolute angel of a child. He is gorgeous and loving. He is respectful and sweet. His goodness makes me cry at times. His smile literally makes my heart ache. He will conquer this world with love, respect and compassion. Our daughter is 9 and she is vicious and wild. She is also one of the most gorgeous creatures I have ever laid eyes on. She is headstrong and determined. She knows what she wants and she knows how to get it. I have no intentions of taming her wild side at all. I want her to be wild and full of life. She will be an amazing woman someday. I am so proud of them both and I know that I always will be! So that's me. I may not be perfect but I am fabulous.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alive: Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, Bettie Page, Jenna Jameson, Robert Smith (He has the MOST amazing teeth). Also this guy who works at Nordstroms M.A.C. counter at Washington Square. I'm pretty sure hes gay but looks fabulous and he reminds me of the 80's.Dead: Marilyn Monroe

KNOW ME....WANT ME....
NEED ME....POSSESS ME....
Useless Information About Me
I'm petrified of spiders
I hate the ocean
I chew my nails when I'm nervous
I love snakes
I love toast
I hate hypocrites
I detest know it all people
I'm right handed
I HATE country music
I have numerous tattoos
I'm an accountant
I have a weakness for lingerie
I like going to the dentist
I am easily annoyed
I forgive and forget quickly
I wanted to be a criminal psychologist when I was little
I hate rollercoasters
I'm afaid of the dark when I'm alone
I have ADHD
I have lived in 3 different countries
I'm not superficial or trendy
I hate fake people..this includes plastic surgery
My mom is my best friend
I'm scared of sharks
I hate to fly
I get car sick
I hate hickeys
I think feet are gross
I love butterfly kisses
I love to cuddle
I love eyeliner on men
I HATE body hair
I look younger than I am
Most people annoy me
I hate slow ass drivers!!
I wish people would quit thinking that "Tainted Love is a cure song!! Its Soft Cell people...NOT The Cure.

BEAUTIFUL
PEOPLE

My Blog

Stupid myspace!!!

So....my dumb ass decides to look up "old" friends on this hell hole called myspace.  Why? I'll tell you....cuz I'm a gluton for punishment thats why.  I look these people up to see how they...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:01:00 GMT