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Notorious from head 2 toe,Naughty as hell but I AINT no hoe. U aint worth ma time and cant take ma place, so if u got sumthin 2 say, bytch! say it 2 ma face. I play mah game like monopoly I dare ANY bytch to land on my property. Bytchy? Yeah...i might be slightly... cuz i dont know how to say FUCK U politely. Bytch did i just hear u talkin? Yeah, dats right...keep fuckin walkin. 4 all dem hoez tryin 2 take ma spot, I got 3 words 4 u... I THINK NOT When bytches bring shyt, im far from da calmest... I aint gon slap u, Ima fuck u up *dats a promise* Callin me a bytch? I know...i know.. but in tha wordz of Ludacris, UZ A HOE Ima true gangsta QUEEN holdin shyt down. Think you can take ma crown and wear it proud? Juss cuz i flirt dont mean ima hoe. unlike u i kno how 2 say no. 2 all da girlz starin in ma direction: damn right BITCH, envy dis perfection! Damn right Im fine, sexy, I got hella money Me, jealous of u? haha, ur funny! 2 all da hataz: do what u do. I aint got no mo time 2 waste on u -- DEDICATED 2 ALL DEM HATIN ASS BROADS OUT THERE. GET YO WEIGHT UP BITCHES!!!! **FUCK BITCHES GET MONEY!!!** For All dem Hatan Ass Bitches: Fat, Skinny, Broke,Cute,Ugly,even the In Between...because my HATERS come in all Shapes and Sizes...YOU KNO WHERE THA FUCK I STAY!!
Eva LongoriaMY NAME IS CRYSTANIE,(CHRIS TUH KNEE) MY NIGGAS CALL ME PRICE THO...OR CHRIS! BUT I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS: "DA BITCH ERBODEE CAN'T STAND"...LITERALLY!
• If you looking for a hoe to talk to and fuck within an hour of meeting you can go ahead and click da MOTHAFUCKING [X] BcuZ I cAn aSSure yOu dat Shit aiiN't gonna Happen. I ain't no damn HOE so FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD. I'mma Be 1% 100% REAL on diz Shit, If you A female who just met me and I ain't been cool wit YOU for a LONG TIME den more than likely YoU DON'T NEED TO TRUST ME, CUZ I DAMN SHO DON'T TRUST YO SCANDALOUZ AZZ!! CUz on SUm Real SHit If you have something of mine got something I WANT den I'm gone try my best to GET IT!! and If I can't have it den I might make sure you can't have it anymore! HAHA cuz If I want something I'm going to FUCKING GET IT!! You can ask anybody I'm friends wit...I get whatever tha FUCK I WANT!! I HATE FEMALES I can't name 3 dat I'm really GOOD friends wit! I Don'T trust 'em, they don't trust me,they talk to much shit, I'm laid back and I would rather shoot a BITCH, den get up all in a BITCH face and just talk shit..DATS POINTLESS cuz U gone be mad, I might be MAD and when we leave we both gone be mad so I would just rather SHOOT YOU TO DEATH and laugh when it's over!! HAHA!! I don't have a boyfriend, I've been single for a month long ass time... and I'm not trying to meet my future boyfriend over no GODDAMN myspace. SO if You think I'm pretty, sexy, fine as hell, a bad bitch yada yada etc...den leave me a pic COMMENT because that's what they are for...not messages. and B4 I exit this Negative side of my page I would like to say for those of you who think you know me, and wanna talk shit and DOn't know what tha fuck you talking bout keep my mothafucking name out yo mouth and cuz If I'm really a "NASTY ASS HOE" like you say I am...den why Da fuck you got my "NASTY ASS NAME" in you STINKIN ASS MOUTH??? AHAHAHA...YEA, YOU AINT GOT A ANSWER FOR DAT ONE HUH? but for those of you who think I'm an ANGRY, MENTALLY DISTURBED 16 year old den Imma let you know what type of person I can be if you act like you wanna be a cool person
• Most People who REALLY know me would say I'm FUNNY AS HELL Really Sweet and and PERVERTED HAHA...and for da most part dey wud be right. I also would like to say I'm not as clueless and airheaded as I look, but I'm still pretty SLOW HAHA...I like to have fun and chill wit LARGE small groups of people and hang out with tons of boys...DON'T GET IT FUCKED UP, I AIN'T NO RAILROAD-TRACK-BITCH, ain'T NO TRAINS GETTIN RAN ON ME!! I just connect better wit boys mentally and the guys who I am friends wit find me pretty loyal. I enjoy keeping secrets, shopping, listening to peoples sex stories text messaging, Walking around my house in my underwear playing video games, and wearing lingerie and doing a HELL of ALOT of OTHER THINGS...SO If you WANNA TALK DEN LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AND I'LL TRY TO GET BACK TO YOU as soon as possible. THANKS MUAH!!
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Your Type:
Tall or Short?: T@LL
Dark Skin?: Y3@ !!
Light Skin?: Y3@ !!
White?: Y3@ if !t's P@LL W@LL or 3min3m
Asian?: i'V3 d0n3 th@t
Low Cut or Afro?: Low...
Built or Thin?: BUILT
Layed Back or Out Going?: BOTH but Shy guys suck!
Do You Like Fat Guys?: 3333W, H3LL N@W!
Would You Date A Guy With A Baby Mama?: Psssh...FucK NO
Would You Date A Bisexual Guy?: NO!!
Older Guys or Younger Guys?: OlDeR... guys r IMMATURE as it is.
Would You Perfer A Guy With A Car?: Hell Yea...
Money and Popularity or Romance and Class?: Phht.. Money and Popularity
Virgin or Not A Virgin?: Wh@t do u think?
Drinks?: I guess...
Smokes?: Not around me...fuckin up my clothes
A Mama's Boy?: No he needs to be my boy
Would You Date A Guy That Has Had Sex With More Than 10 Different Women?: Y3@
Would You Date A Guy That Has Been In Love In The Past?: Y3@
Would You Date Someone Still Sprung Over Their Ex?: FUCK NO!!!!!
Soft Voice Or Deep Voice?: D33P
Goes Out Alot or Stays Home Alot?: Both
Lazy or Active?: Activ3
Intelligent and Ugly or Dumb and Sexy?: Dumb and S3xy
Boys And You
Is There Someone You Like At The Moment?: Mayb3
Have You Ever Had A Valentine?: Y3@
Has A Boy Ever Given You Anything For Your Birthday?: Y3@
Have You Ever Recieved A Random Gift From A Guy?: Y3@
Are You A Virgin?: HAHA ask my friends
Are You Shy When It Comes To Boys?: No, I'll say anything
Do You Approach First or Wait Till The Guy Approaches?: I ain't got to approach nobod33
Do You Kiss On The First Date?: Who D@t3s? i just have fun
Do You Think You Should Become Friends With Someone First?: Y3@
Have You Ever Had Your Broken?: U M3@n my heart? Yea
How Many Times?: 2WiC3
Do You Kiss In Public?: Y3@
Would You Fight For Your Guy?: No, If he wanna go den go..
Do You Believe Everyone Has A Soul Mate?: Maybe...
Are You A Freak In Public or Private?: That Depends...
Would You Cry Over A Boy?: That Depends, probably not
Long or Short Distance Relationships?: SHORT
Would You Start A Relationship Over Line?: HAHA..why?
How Many Kids Do You Want To Have?: 2 at the most...
Would You Date Someone With A Ragety Car?: mmmph...maybe
Peck or Tounge Kissing?: BOTH
Back Massage or Foot Massage?: BACK i aint touchin his feet...33w
Whip Cream or Handcuffs?: BOTH
Recieving Pleasure or Giving Pleasure?: BOTH
Have You Ever Broken Someones Heart?: Y3@
Do You Put Boys Off Cold or Say It Polietly?: DAT depends
Do You Want To Get Married?: Yea so I can look Pretty..
Do You Think Boys Perfer Sex Over Love?: H3LL Y3@
Do You Say I Love You First Or Wait For Your Partner To Say It?: I say how I feel wen I feel it
A Man That Can Cook or Fix Things?: Cook and fix things
Your Love Life
Are You In Love?: I don't kno
Have You Ever Been In Love?: Y3@
Do You Believe In Love?: Y3@
Do You Believe In Soul Mates?: I don't kno
Are You Single?: Y3@
If So How Long Have You Been?: Almost a Y3@R
What Is Todays Date?: 07/10
Do You Have Sex or Make Love?: Watever I feel like...
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?: Phht I believe in seeing somebody fine as hell
Do You Have A Love Life?: Nope..kinda
How Long Does It Take To Fall In Love?: DEPENDS
Is Love Expressed Through Words or Actions To You?: Actions, niggas say anything
Do You Believe In Young Love?: Y3@
What Does Love Mean To You?: I could write a book on it so I'll just skip this question...
Do You Want A Man That Can:
Cook?: Yes...
Clean?: That's kind of my job
Dress?: H3LL [email protected] stay fresh like me
Drive?: H3LL Y3@
Dance?: H3LL Y3@
Read?: DUH
Sing?: He ain't got to
Play Sports?: Y3@
That Will Eat You Out?: HAHA... =)
Talk Alot?: KINDA
Cuddle Up With You?: Y3@
Relate To Your Problems?: Y3@
Stay Faithful?: DUH..but i keep an open mind
Love You Forever?: Y3@ or atleast have love for me if things don't workout
Random Questions:
Would You Like Your Man To Call You Everyday?: Y3@
Can You Trust Your Man Around Other Girls?: Depends who he is
Would You Feel Comfortable With Your Man Alone With Your BestFriends?: what bestfriend(s)?
How Long Did Your Last Relationship Last?: I dunno... a month then i got bored
Do You Like The Whole Running Game Thing Boys Tend To Do?: No i don't like playing games thats for kids
What Is Something You Can't Stand About A Guy?: The way they change wen dey around dey boyz
What Is A Compliment That Most Guys Give You?: DaMN you GOT sum SEXY ASS LIPS!
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