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Jesus

I will never leave you nor forsake you

About Me

I'm your average savior. I walked the earth performing miracles, you know, to pass the time until I was beaten and hung on a cross. That part of my life really blew. You think if I could walk on water I could disappear from a wooden stick in the ground but there you go... A lot of people ask me about the beard. Truth is... my Norelco is busted so it's not so much a choice as a necessary burden. I hope that everyone I meet lives their life by the good book and that they honor thy mother and father... and yadda yadda yadda.
thousands of layouts for myspace and much more..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

President Bush. I'd give him a serious kick to the groin. I've also always wanted to see the Blue Man group in concert. They look so crazy... people aren't blue! I keep asking Dad for tickets but he keeps going on and on about protecting the cosmos and looking after mankind. That's his excuse for everything...

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