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Why everyone should just Fuck Off... by Dr Denis Leary *Worships*
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^--- Hottest guy in the world. If you dont look like him, dont bother :P
All looking very girly and pink in here isnt it! But you know what? I couldnt give a damn! and if you dont like it GTFO PLZ Actually Kthnx (Shout out to the Whores there, bwahaha)... anyway. Pink and twinkly layout. Yes I am a girl, I am ALLOWED! However.. read on to find out that i'm actually anything but pink and fluffy. I just like the fucking colour okay mates? Ok. Please continue to read.
What can I say? I'm a tattoo artist with a penchant for rock music, leather and now and then a bit of kink, bwahaha. Most of my time is devoted to my horses but in my spare time i'm a writer with a passion for singing and music. Music taste? Well i'm sure you can read about that elsewhere on this profile. Thats pretty much the it with me.. aint I exciting! Haha.
Oh yeah and i'm a bit of a WWE geek, some 17 years spent watchin it I guess it counts as an interest! Who do I like? Well I like The Undertaker. No I'm not a goth. Or at least not anymore.
"You think I care about that? I do understand. You're an artist, man. Your job is to break through barriers. Not accept blame and bow and say: 'Thank you, I'm a loser, I'll go away now ...' You want to be really great? Then have the courage to fail big and stick around. Make them wonder why you're still smiling. That's true greatness to me."
-- Elizabethtown
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jen
Birthday: 15th November 1980
Birthplace: Bedfordshire, England, UK
Current Location: Nearish London
Eye Color: green/hazel mix
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'6?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Bit of welsh, bit of scottish, lot of english
The Shoes You Wore Today: Riding boots
Your Weakness: Uhhhh, none. Im very controlled.
Your Fears: Claustrophobic
Your Perfect Pizza: Any
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not have any rows... damn, failed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 'Ugh, not now i'm busy'
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh ****
Your Best Physical Feature: Fantastic hair, great rack ;)
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Wait... how do you miss a memory, either remember or you dont!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, yuck do I look like I was born in a barn?
Single or Group Dates: Group? Thats kinky. Single please.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Id rather drink vomit
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, vanilla makes me hurl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Yes, sadly
Do you Swear: Lots
Do you Sing: Yes, Opera trained
Do you Shower Daily: If you dont you should be kicked to death by dirty things
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Ha, ask me later
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Average
Are you a Health Freak: A bit
Do you get along with your Parents: Mum yes, Dad.. who's he?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yup, Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No..
In the past month have you Smoked: Didnt we cover this with the 'do you smoke' thing?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, unless you count painkillers for my busted knee & Back
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Erm, define 'Date'?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: A what now? I'm british.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Box of what?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: GAG
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.. yes... no... yes... no.... ehhhhhhhhh
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Oh yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Yepyep
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a kid
How do you want to Die: Like my grandad. Quietly in his sleep. Not shouting and screaming like the passengers in his car.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I AM grown up. I work with horses & I stick needles in people for fun and money!.
What country would you most like to Visit: New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Whatever
Favourite Hair Color: Mehhhhh, dark
Short or Long Hair: All off or lots
Height: Taller than me, which aint hard
Weight: Whatever
Best Clothing Style: Bit rocker, bit biker, but whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: ?????? HAHAHA. No comment, I was a wild child.
Number of CDs I own: Gotta be near the 500 mark.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Many.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Loads, we aint got all day
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's Crafty
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You love to be pampered and romanced by your men and things like cuddling by a fire, having an intimate meal, or having a long, deep conversation can always put you in the mood. Sex to you is usually more about the man your with than the act itself. Not a one-night stand kind of girl, newness and disconnectedness just don't do it for you. The mature, stable men you prefer to date appreciate your loyalty and big heart, but they especially love the way you inspire their more aggressive, protective masculine side.
What's Your Sexual M.O.? Find out @ She's Crafty
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No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!
Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She's Crafty
