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poco fiore

'wanking is better than sex' - Mr. Daniel Wiseman

About Me


feel the bite.
this is what my thursdays currently consist of...
16th of October - the day I plan to not fail my test
THREE HOURS (of lessons) TO GO - that's really shit :(
HANNAH + IAN ARE REALLY QUITE GOOD
MY FRIENDS AND THOSE 2 UP THERE ARE VERY SPECIAL.
I LOVE YOU LOT
I am a receptionist, or as I appear on our catalogue 'Operations & Maintenance' - I am great you see.
I am now also taking on the mammoth task of 'Sales'. I may aswell be running the damn place....
VERY LONG QUOTES THAT ARE REQUIRED THE DAY AFTER THE ENQUIRY IS SENT IN - WHY!
stupid people

I have 'lax' ligaments; I have the hips of an 80 year old arthritic. Sometimes. This is not improved by the fact I've taken a liking to wearing stupid, stupid, but damn good, heels.
I eat blackcurrant Soothers like they're sweets, when I don't actually have a sore throat, so when I do, they have no effect, but I like the taste, so that makes me feel better :)
Vimto is also a favourite of mine, you can't beat a pint(yes, a pint) of Vimto and lemonade
I am learning to drive - it's brill (I've learnt to drive, it's now just a case of passing...)
I am very clumsy and bruise like a peach, clearly this is not a good mix.
I enjoy very specific things (in no particular order):
Trips to Nottingham to see my peeps - this is a new addition,
saying the word 'sasquatch',
extremely arched eyebrows,
the 'odd' tipple, preferable White Zin,
Chicken Chow Mein
long eyelashes,
attempting to achieve long eyelashes,
bigbigBIG eyes,
when the angle is just right on a photo so my nose looks straight - I'm not vain,
interesting names,
flaws & imperfections,
Leonard Gary Oldman,
Being 'inquisitive' (well nosey).
my sisters amazing talent,
when the bass is turned up really high and my whole body vibrates, this is especially good in The Charlotte, when White Rose Movement are playing, and also Cherry Ghost in a tiny tent,
ME+CHAR+WINE/PISS TASTING MAGNERS=INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS/PHOTOS WITH SCARVES/LOTS OF PEEING(SPILLING CIDAAAAR ON CHARS CARPET, and NOT sucking it up. I repeat NOT.)
DRIIIIIVING!!!!!
Me Lou dog :),
EBAY
Irregular Choice bargain shoes on Ebay
And like most of the female population: BAGS, SHOES, DRESSES, JEANS, OUTERWEAR, UNDERWEAR, LINGERIE, FUN, PLEASURABLE THINGS... AND GENERAL SHOPPING ITEMS.
'This 50 has whore house blowjob written all over it' - The best thing I heard in Amsterdam, true story.
Finally, I have a strong hatred for Mushrooms(one ounce of which contain 4.5 grams of fat - reason enough not to eat them really), and Moths in a very big way(The bane of summer/my life).
I let very small things affect me in a very big way, it's not good for the tear ducts.
My handles/muffin top is also quite annoying, but according to the Daily Mirror/Star (I read classy papers), men like them....hohumm.

My Interests

"FUUUUUUUUNNNNNN FUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!"

I'd like to meet:

I am bladdy good company, someone to appreciate that.

someone make me smile - that would be nice
I also enjoy being swept off my feet.

Like Char I've also a penchant for a bit of Mr Hartnett in Lucky Number Slevin, especially in his towel.

Natasha Khan, Ginger Lee, Abi Fry and Lizzy Carey

Also BARRY NIGEL FREESTONE. RIP

Music:



My new i-pod is getting a good grilling.
ETC

Movies:

Anchorman
The Number 23
The Libertine
Fun With Dick & Jane
Green Street
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Batman Begins - (Cillian Murphy & Christian Bale - Need I say more?)

Television:

Daytime TV makes me want to work.

I do enjoy a bit of Thursday night comedy on BBC2 though, also the greatness of Bang Bang - I thank you for this Char.

CSI/Miami/NewYork - I also enjoy watching these.

UGLY BETTY

Holyoaks
FAQ U should be brought back

IT CROWD, thankyou.
Mock the week.
Buzzcocks.
My Name is Earl.

Books:

Childrens Cookbook (If you ask nicely I'll make you a chocolate cake)

Musical literature when I can be bothered to spend £1.80+ on what is mostly a pile of wank

Oh and as pretentious as it sounds, I'm rather enjoying The Da Vinci Code, I read Angels & Demons first though so there.

...

Heroes:

Mr Reeves and Mr Mortimer
Suzi Quatro
Paul Foot
Julian Barrat and Noel Fielding-'I like your boots'

These people are a bit special too:

HANNAH - It's quite simple really.
SHE'S MY SISTER AND I LOVE HER THIS MUCH
And she can draw and tattoo and is literally ace at it.
IAN
CHAR
JwarvBUTT HUGS