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Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL

I am here for Friends

About Me


.I'm Joe
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.Yea thats me you should press the back button at the top left of your screen now.
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.STRAIGHTEDGE...whats the point?
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.I HATE Ian Brown with a passion, he is actually the biggest CUNT (lets not water down opinions) alive. I would rather watch a pedophile try and touch children whilst i stick used hyperdermic needles into myself. You can lick my arsehole for ten quid you monkey lookin cunt rag. You're a cretin if you think he is a genius...Einstein now he was a genius Isaac Newton he was a genius fucking hell George Foreman is more of a genius for he created the George Foreman Grill.
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.Its all about Jack Daniels and Jaegermeister...right bullen?
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.enjoy or fuck off
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dude baby monkeys fuckin rule they just throw themselves about everywhere and not give a shit then they grow up and learn how to skateboard and shit
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All ya need is your friends dude, you'll know who the lifers are

MY LIST OF THINGS TO DO BEFORE I'M 30


. RIDE AND OSTRICH
.GET SHOT
.DANCE LIKE JUSTIN FUCKING TIMBERLAKE (THIS IS MY NEW MISSION IN LIFE)
.GO OUT ON THE RAZ WITH SARAH HARDING FROM GIRLS ALOUD COS SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE KNOWS HOW TO PARTY, AND JENNA IS COMIN TOO.
.GO ON BIG BROTHER WITH JESS AND NOW BULLEN THE ODDS OF US ALL GETTIN ON IS UNBELIEVEABLE
.TAKE A HELICOPTER RIDE THAT CLIMBS 2000 FEET IN THE AIR AND FREE FALLS OH HO YES
.ENTER THE GLOUGHSTER CHEESE RACE
.ENTER THE FINLAND AIR GUITAR CHAMPIONSHIPS WITH ROB HIMSELF (this year mate me and adam are gonna have an air guitar duel)
.GET BRANDED (THIS KINDA HAPPENED BUT I WAS A BIT WEAK ONLY HAD THE FIRE POKER ON ME FOR ABOUT 1 SECOND)
.GET TATTOOED
.GET SHOT WITH A PAINTBULL GUN...ALOT...WELL A FAIR BIT
.PLAY A FEW ROUNDS OF MOISTY'S MALLET
.GET TAZERED
.RE-ENACT FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS WITH MATT
.SPEND THE DAY AND NIGHT IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
.HAVE A TABLE AT THE KERRANG AWARDS...OH FUCKIN YES
. GET AS PISSED AS I DID AT TRIVIUM IN SEPTEMBER AGAIN....AT TRIVIUM IN MARCH»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-«

My Interests


uhhh karaoke is fun i'll steal your thunder and your microphone given half the chance
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Its time i had a plan i guess..i'll make a list that doesn't have "get shot" written on it but hey if ya wanna help me cross that one off let us know.
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i wanna start video editing again i think i need to film some new shit, time have a changed since i last pressed record.
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Jack Daniels Interests me
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apart from all this...
i got nothin to proove
nothin to hide
nothin to defend
^ i can thank an australian priest for those brilliant words of wisdom...cheers mate

I'd like to meet:

uh huuuuuh leave a message...beep

Music:

Currently listening to


Every Time I Die
Foo Fighters
System of a Down
Rage Against The Machine
Aphex Twin

Movies:


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Warriors
The Burbs
Gremlins 2
OldBoy
Kids
Bully
The Goonies
Super Troopers
Wedding Crashers
40 Year Old Virgin
Wonderland
Spun
How High
and anything with Jason Voorheese in

Television:


Family Guy
Oz
Dirty Sanchez
American Dad
Green Wing
Shameless
Brat Camp
America's Wildest Police Chases
Wildboyz

Heroes:

Sarah Harding dude she is fucking awesome and drinks like a pirate

My Blog

The Travellers Return: A Tale of 48 Hours in Portsmouth

Well its good to be back 48 hours without myspace....scary stuff blatantly an addict of the space but more of that never again. Mike called me a week ago and asked if i wanted to do something on a wim...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 04:30:00 PST

London and The Cheers Bar will never be the same again

OK so seeing as our memories still aren't very clear about what the fuck happened in london on our pissed up night out i will simply write a list of what i do remember and what has been told to me and...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:47:00 PST

TRIVIUM

Holy shit.....nuff said.   but no best day ever not just the gig but the queing aswell oh ho ho. but the day started late got to waterloo sank few cans of strongbow on the way up and then we head...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 03:11:00 PST

Reading Festival Part 2: The Quest For More Strongbow

SATURDAY So Saturday is kinda quiet band wise so yup thats right its get drunk time once again. Rob Himself starts off fairly normal. http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a205/fixyou_/f71697e1.jpg But is...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:21:00 PST

READING MOTHERFUCKING FESTIVAL 2005 BABY

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my little minions i went to Reading Festival and this is my story of the best 5 days and best Reading Festival i have been to yet....woooooooooo with pictures but cos the space of m...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 05:53:00 PST

Cuts, Blood, Bruises, Walking, Fire and Cows

So last night was the pre-Reading Festival Bullen Backyard BBQ...basically a sign of things to come. And if its a sign of things to come fuck about its gonna get insane. So i get to the BBQ at like ha...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 10:46:00 PST

Music Survey - Doooooooooooooooooo it

Music Survey 1first record you ever bought ?Ugly Kid Joe - As Ugly As They Wanna Be2last record you bought recently?Mastodon - Levithian and Deftones - Deftones3sexy people in music... who do you th...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i wanna get to know ya

1. Tell me something obvious about you. 2. Tell me something about you that many don't know. 3. What is your biggest fear? 4. Do you normally go the safe route or take the short cut? 5. Name o...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my 21st celebrations

ok so this is a bit late should have done it a day or so ago but yea it was my birthday on thursday and on the wednesday my friend's band Filthy Love were playin in Camden so we checked into a hotel a...
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What If.....

What if? ... If YOU and I were alone in a room right now, what would WE be doing? (Now post this in YOUR BLOG, and see what people wanna do with you )
Posted by Joyce Says: IVE BEEN BITTEN BY THE PARTY ANIMAL on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST