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Will

I come to you with a message of fun. Fun one another!

About Me

When I find myself, I'll let myself know. Until then...

My Interests



Stumbling on Happiness

I'd like to meet:

The industrial age brutalizes human beings. But mass culture eases our pain, channels our rage and fuses it into war or profit. If you consume the right products, take the right medicine, drink the right beer, and drive the right car, then you're not going to feel anything you don't like.

Music:

Old country, blues, rap, gypsy, cumbia, bluegrass, cajun, ethnic, and good old American ROCK and FUCKING ROLL!!!
WHITE CHICKS AND GANG SIGNS

Movies:


Recuerdo la playa de la puebla bonita; La Ticla, Michoacan, donde quedar el mejor seviche y mota en todo pais.

Television:

Pro Heely Riding is the next Big Sport

Books:

John Perry Barlow
The Pursuit of Emptiness by John Perry Barlow
Don't pursue happiness; let it pursue you.

This is the REAL Keep Austin Weird - no hats, no t shirts, no merchandise, no copyright protection. I give respect to the originals.

Heroes:

What would you do right now if you learned that you were going to die in ten minutes?
Would you race upstairs and light that Marlboro you've been hiding in your sock drawer since the Ford administration? Would you waltz into your boss's office and present him with a detailed description of his personal defects? Would you drive out to that steakhouse near the new mall and order a T-bone, medium rare, with an extra side of the really bad cholesterol? Hard to say, of course, but of all the things you might do in your final ten minutes, it's a pretty safe bet that few of them are things you actually did today.
Now, some people will bemoan this fact, wag their fingers in your direction, and tell you sternly that you should live every minute of your life as though it were your last, which only goes to show that some people would spend their final ten minutes giving other people dumb advice. The things we do when we expect our lives to continue are naturally and properly different than the things we might do if we expected them to end abruptly. We go easy on the lard and tobacco, smile dutifully at yet another of our supervisor's witless jokes, read books like this one when we could be wearing paper hats and eating pistachio macaroons in the bathtub, and we do each of these things in the charitable service of the people we will soon become. We treat our future selves as though they were our children, spending most of the hours of most of our days constructing tomorrows that we hope will make them happy. Rather than indulging in whatever strikes our momentary fancy, we take responsibility for the welfare of our future selves, squirreling away portions of our paychecks each month so they can enjoy their retirements on a putting green, jogging and flossing with some regularity so they can avoid coronaries and gum grafts, enduring dirty diapers and mind-numbing repetitions of The Cat in the Hat so that someday they will have fatcheeked grandchildren to bounce on their laps. Even plunking down a dollar at the convenience store is an act of charity intended to ensure that the person we are about to become will enjoy the Twinkie we are paying for now. In fact, just about any time we want something—a promotion, a marriage, an automobile, a cheeseburger—we are expecting that if we get it, then the person who has our fingerprints a second, minute, day, or decade from now will enjoy the world they inherit from us, honoring our sacrifices as they reap the harvest of our shrewd investment decisions and dietary forbearance. - Daniel Gilbert

My Blog

A Crow is my Golden Compass Daemon

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Posted by Will on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:28:00 PST

Cocktail Party at The House of Nuts

Hosted By: House of NutsWhen: 21 Jul 2007, 09:00 PMWhere: House of Nuts1801 Nueces StreetAustin, TX 78701United StatesDescription:House of Nuts Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Will on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST

i quit my job

i quit my job.  i finally did it.  i just don't care anymore.  i don't know how i'll pay for my medicine, or if i'll end up ruined, but i don't care any more.  life is for living, ...
Posted by Will on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST

Egalitarianism and Other Big Words

I have many friends, yet there is no such thing as a Top 8.  I don't like this popularity contest that MySpace has formatted upon me.  All my friends are cool - there is no greater or lesse...
Posted by Will on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 09:01:00 PST

The Crawford Phenomenon

I have to admit that I went to Crawford this weekend for fun.  However, the experience and atmosphere exceeded even my own high expectations. Part of the excitement was driving 2 hours to a situ...
Posted by Will on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:33:00 PST

The Internet Is Real

A new neighbor of mine from Georgia came to Austin knowing only people that she had met on the Butthole Surfers message board. One of those friends let her crash for seven weeks until she found a pla...
Posted by Will on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Square vs. Chic

I'm just a boy. I don't have any sexy pictures of me with my shirt off at the beach. I don't have any tattoos or piercings. I don't have a background on my profile page. My profile doesn't screa...
Posted by Will on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Activity Entry

Woke up. Woke up again. Took shower, brushed teeth, dressed, and rode bike to work. Check email and decide what to do for the morning. Most things get delayed because people aren't around. I re...
Posted by Will on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST