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DuTcH Shaefer

Pardon me, could you please kick me in the teeth?

About Me

For as long as space endures And for as long as living beings remain, Until then may I too abide To dispel the misery of the world.For those of you who didn't know... Dispel:1. to drive off in various directions; disperse; dissipate: to dispel the dense fog. 2. to cause to vanish; alleviate: to dispel her fears..... Pimp Out Your Myspace

My Interests

I am really into things that involve my adrenaline gland releasing as much adrenaline into my body as possible. For instance; skydiving, mountain climbing, base jumping, rappelling, drag racing, drifting, road racing, motorcycles, going fast in general(even on foot), paintball, SNOWBOARDING, skateboarding,etc. I really like the military and special forces, I think that is the greatest thing that you can accomplish with you mind and body working together to accomplish a goal. On the other hand I really appreciate medicine, doctors, surgery, and all things about the medical field. I am really into psychology and the way that people do things, we are very interesting creations to me, in both mind and body. The one thing that I love most about life though is spirit. It is an undeniable presence in every single one of our lives, it is what keeps us alive every day. Great things can be done with spirit, whether it be good or evil. I really like the earth that we live on and the beauty that surrounds us but it is totally lame that we are demolishing all of our natural landscapes so we can have more creature comforts. I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,----,want to move to Australia one day and practice medicine there, have my own little farm that I can live off of if I ever needed to. So yah, thats what I want to do, Go into the Marines, be a special forces recon soldier, get out and study psychiatry and brain surgery, get my medical degree and move to Australia, be a doctor there and then retire on my little farm with my wonderful wife and watch my life wind down. But it most likely won't happen like that, but I'm going to try for it as of now. Who knows, maybe I'll learn how to fly with telekinesis and how to heal people with my spirit along the way?

I'd like to meet:

God. Jesus. I would like to meet at least one person of every ethnic background. Stephen Hawking. Chester Bennington. Hitler, so I can kick him in the teeth. The last Czar, my great, great... grandfather and the rest of my royal family. Morihei Ueshiba. My grandparents. The lady that I'm going to marry (if I ever get married). My children (if I ever have any children). Ghandi. The Dalai Lama Tenzin Gyatso. Nostrodamus. It'd be cool to kick it with Justin Timberlake for a day, I bet he has a lot of fun(how are you supposed to decide on one girl when you have that many all over you?). Adam and Eve(the first man and woman). A brain surgeon. Some Tibetan monks, and monks from all other religions. An attractive woman who lived her entire life as a virgin, to ask her how she overcame that. It'd be nice to talk to another guy that didn't look at girls as just "bitches". Bill Gates. George Bush. Someone that is almost dead from starvation. A member of Al Qaeda. Osama Bin Laden. Saddam Hussein. I just want to see their outlook on life, their opinions on things, why they do what they do. Kim Jong Il. The Antichrist. I would also like to meet and hang out with all different celebrities just to see what they are like, how much money they have and spend, and how it is to be them, but that doesn't really have any deeper meaning to it. There are alot of other people that I would like to meet too, if I think of them I will add them.

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This is going to take wayyy to long, I'll finish later...