LINGERIE FOOTBALL, THE LFL IS HERE! |
Welcome sports fans. I'm so excited I have to keep going back and correcting my spelling. It's official, the LFLĀ (That's Lingerie Football League, for those of you that are a bit behind) has announce... Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:46:00 GMT |
BILL TO GIVE PRESIDENT OBAMA POWER TO SHUTDOWN INTERNET, WEB USERS BEWARE - THIS CONCERNS YOU! |
Here's a bright idea. Let's give the President, Obama currently, the power to just randomly shut down the internet. I can't imagine this one not being abused. Yes, if Senate Bills #s 773 and 778 ... Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:42:00 GMT |
FUSION REACTION TO CREATE STAR ON EARTH - BAD PLAN |
I dont know why we keep fooling around with stuff we just shouldnt be messing with. Take this project to fire lasers to recreate a miniature sun on the surface of the earth. Im not a scientist but ... Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:20:00 GMT |
BURGER KING ANNOUNCES FLAME BROILED BODY SPRAY FOR MEN |
You know how companies are always told to diversify, well Im guessing thats exactly what happened at some overpaid think-tank at Burger King. On Monday, the company announced to release of their new... Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:21:00 GMT |
TERRORIST THEMED RESTAURANT IS A BIG HIT |
Terrorism is something that most of us don't look at as entertainment. Blowing stuff up randomly just has never seemed like my idea of a good time, but then again, it's the premise of any Die Hard, or... Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:49:00 GMT |
LATEST CROP CIRCLES EQUAL PI |
The newest crop of crop circles seem to be sending a message. This one is apparently from a math major. I have to admit this one took some work. It is very intricate and beautiful. The photo can be fo... Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
WIDE WORLD OF NEARLY NAKED SPORTS |
Yes, this is your commentator and today we're gathered to watch a grudge match between Austria and Germany. The players are coming onto the soccer field now. All the women players are wearing nothing ... Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:12:00 GMT |
WHAT IF YOU HELD AN ELECTION AND NO ONE CAME? |
They say in America people take voting for granted. Well, in Pillsbury, North Dakota, they held an election and no on came. Not one single vote, including the candidates themselves! "Everybody has got... Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:38:00 GMT |
NEW AIRPORT SCANNERS SHOW YOU NAKED |
Airports are doing away with the old pat down method of searching airline passengers and are resorting a new technological advance that allows airport security to see through your clothes. No more rea... Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
SHEEPDOG KILLS MASTER WITH FARM MACHINERY |
I think there is much more going on here than is on the surface. Simply put, dogs are smart and this one isn't fooling me. A man, named locally as Harry Emslie, 67, did not survive the freak accident ... Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 14:07:00 GMT |