American Apparel-less |
what's with American Apparel?is it really necessary to expose the actual labia through my swimsuit?more importantly, is it absolutely necessary that i get bombarded with numerous labia of complete str... Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:15:00 GMT |
a few revelations |
in my time as a first-time mama, i have noticed many things. A) parenting is for the parents, not the children. so often the mommy conversation turns into "Gosh, I’m sure that couple passing m... Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:01:00 GMT |
30, The Age of..... |
it happened.already.it happened.i woke up two mornings ago and for the first time in my life felt like time had truly passed. my life waved past me like the landscape does on a long highway. like a ... Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:10:00 GMT |
Thank you, Grampa |
today i fell asleep while babysitting my own baby. i am tired. deeply tired as in "wait, was that a dream or did i really write this?". throwing myself out a window is not an option, just in case p... Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 18:09:00 GMT |
Scabs |
it's a funny thing, living. sometimes i look around at my world and think that maybe it's all in my head. you know? like when you put on those weird, computerized glasses that take you to some virt... Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:53:00 GMT |
5:30pm, the first day of the year |
just a snippet from motherhood:
eli has reached a new level of attention-seeking...basically he screams at the top of his lungs and crosses his legs until someone notices that he's the most ignored ba... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 18:11:00 GMT |
Beck vs Eli vs Jenn vs Beck |
my baby loves to cry. it took weeks to accept the fact that he wasn't crying because he felt he made a poor choice of earth guides. he just cries and it's a mad circus around our home trying to keep... Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:13:00 GMT |
Comic Infant Dreams |
So, it was another one of these situations where I had too many things in my hands and I was sort of hurrying about. I was desparate to get to the coffee shop so that Eli can fall asleep like he usua... Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:26:00 GMT |
Lifetime Movie Presents:Mama Meltdown |
it happened.to all those who know me as calm, composed Jenn, well you can just go tar and feather that image, tie it to the stake and burn it. or, you can hold on to it because i of all people know w... Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 07:33:00 GMT |
I AM NOT PREGNANT |
it's a lie, all lies! the womb is on holiday and will be for quite a while. just wanted to clear that up. Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 13:16:00 GMT |