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Member Since: 28/09/2007
Sounds Like: Are you always that sloshed? I don't........ Just perfect! That's just the way I lost my talent. Once I went to a pub in America. In the middle of a maize field. Among the maize stalks-and, naturally,-pumpkins in blossom. The pub is by the river bank. Everything is yellow. So is the barman-a Chink. I was boozing and watching the corncobs. All by myself. Then I threw a glance at the barman-he looked like one of them corncobs. Staggering backwards and forwards. I felt lonely. Then I thought - why the hell not punch him once. Just for fun. No grudges, only for fun's sake. So I punched him. Spontaneously.......twice. For fun's sake. Since that moment my life has changed completely. Took a new direction. The Chinese are so malicious...... Ping Pong, Kung Fu, Tae Kwon Do, Chan Kai Shek, Aiki-jujitsu, Ho Chi Minh, Kick Box and Confucius! While I was musing they had gone into the pub and together with that Mao Tse Dong from the bar they broke my violin over my head. I hardly made it to the field. But there -as if I was in Manchuria, an army of corncobs was facing me. I started running , tripping over the pumpkins while they kept beating me. I fell into the river and drowned. But that doesn’t mater now. Then the state hospital had had a hell of a job putting me together again. They had to use satellite photos from CIA. My arms were covert in plaster. My fingers broken... Not to mention the violin. The nurses kept asking me - I told them. And the nurses, dressed all in white, went on :. I sad I spend 8 mounts wrapped in wet bed sheets. The doctor in charge didn`t allow me to get near the window. To avoid getting rheumatism . And my talent…to hell with it!....
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