Anyone that takes anything that I say as being anything other than sarcastic should think twice... Meaning, I am being a smart ass all of the time. This means that:
Eva Longoria is not my wife. She is my secret lover. And she'll totally deny it if you ask her so don't bother
I am not a body builder
I do not have a big right foot. I have a small left testicle, In a jar on my nightstand. It's not mine, I'm just borrowing it until I can afford my own
My name derives from west Africa
I am NOT a swinger. And really, even if I was, I wouldn't be advertising that sort of thing here
I don't really stalk people. Who has time for REAL stalking when there is myspace? Perfect for cyber-stalking
I am not against hearing others speak, and I do like opinions... In a perfect world. Ok, I guess this one is true
I can read. I really can
ME DURING AAU LAST YEAR
