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Your IQ Is 120
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Music:

I have over 400 CDs so pretty much anything. Favs are DMB, Jimmy Buffett, Billy Joel. Got some ska, country, techno, jazz, blues, hip hop, rock, and pop.

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Your Virgo Drinking Style
Hey brainiac, you are compelled to impose order onto your bender. Your famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less than other signs, sure... But it could also lead to drinking booze neatly (like sucking down organic wine or having extreme brand loyalty). You rarely get fully shellacked -- but, oh, when you do!Virgo's controlled by the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy). As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!
Your Signature Cocktails
Many Virgos prefer clear, simple, untreacly drinks like vodka tonic or a real margarita, though you can be found drinking anything from unflinchingly downing Cuervo straight to smirkingly ordering a dirty virgin. You also tend to like bitter, low-alk guzzles like Campari and soda. However, you rarely change your signature drink once you've found it.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Cameron Diaz, Hugh Grant, Keanu Reeves, Nicole Richie, Bill Murray, Jada Pinkett Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ricki Lake. What's Your Alcohoroscope?

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You Know You're From Wisconsin When...
You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere elseYou own at least one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer themeYou can find and pronounce : Eau Claire, Oconomowoc, Menomonee Falls, Waukesha, and La Crosse, Fond du Lac.You can correctly spell Milwaukee.You know what "bubbler" means.At least one of your family members works / worked in a cheese factory.A holstein cow outside of Wisconsin makes you miss home.You can taste the difference between apples grown up north and the ones that you can buy in the south.When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "we".When the weather hits 0 degrees you decide that maybe it's time to get out a jacket instead of a sweatshirt.The family gets together every week for fish fry at the local pub.You know what a brat is, and they're at every outdoor event that your family has ever had.You know how to make a very good sled out of normal household items.Your love you outdoor pool because of how it doubles as an ice skating area during the winter.You can tell the difference between the smell of cow manure and pig manure.You have watched Fargo and not noticed an accent.You drive around with the air conditioning on until it hits 30 degrees, because it just was so darn hot outside.The local paper needs 6 pages to cover the Packers... in July!Your best shirt has a big letter G on it.You've said "Of course they'll win. They're God's team."You think it's nice enough to swim when the temperature hits 50.You family owns a "winter car" while the "good one" sits in the garage from Nov-Apr.Your put ketchup on a charcoal grilled NY strip steak.You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard above the ground.You think everyone from south of Madison has an accent.You can identify a Michigan accent.Down South to you means Chicago.Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee.You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "Trivers".You have to go to Florida to get a tan in August.You consider Madison exotic.You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.You can recognize someone from Illinois from their driving.You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat.At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant or cannery.You know what to do with a Blatz.You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon.Bucky the Badger hangs on your Christmas tree even if you didn't go to University of Wisconsinm Madison.You're a member of the Polar Bear Club and proud of it.You can use the word "ya der hey" easily in a sentenceYou hear someone use the words "uff-dah" and you don't immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.Your whole family wears green and gold to church on Sunday.Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce.You know how to polkaYou own a cheeseheadYou have cow pharaphenilia around your house, including your pajama pantsYou know what a FIB is and can spot them a mile away.You think of the major four food groups as cheese, beer, brats and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.FFA was the most popular club in high schoolYou have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morningCountry Kitchen is the place to meet after the partyYou have ever seen or played in a "broom ball" game.You have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest, Oktoberfest, or all of the above.You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.You can't be friends with a Vikings fanYour idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Wisconsin.
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Heroes:

Batman. Cause he's the shit. ..TR the Cutting Edge
(71% dark, 50% spontaneous, 36% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.
Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi ..TABLE
..TR My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 81% on dark ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 72% on spontaneous ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 54% on vulgar ..TABLE ..TABLE
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating ..

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