Lady Murkage

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¸.•*..(¸.•*..?..*•.¸)..*•.¸.Take the MeQuizChange the world? Keeping it short and sweet. Lady Murkage aka EZeeJ is a Local Manchester Mc born in South East London, Brixton. Since moving to Manni from the age of three her world changed. Attending Disbury's Cavendish Primary School, she was told by her regular Education Progress reports that she was a able pupil. However moving from her Grans back in with her Mum after two years of living with her responsible elder put a stain on family life. It was partly sharing a room with her sister again and starting High School that surposedly triggered her Hypomania, yet only she knows why a mental illness (not inherited) was sprung among her. Through those series of events Grime music and street dance has been something to chanel her energy into and help take her mind of in. Read below to find out the basic and jus sum random shit I threw in lol-x Thx 4 visitin and find the link to my Bebo. Doesnt matter if I know u or not drop and comment and I'll post you one back.

Full Name:: Edith Z-J 
Birthday:: July 1st
Birthplace:: Brixton  South East London
Eye Color:: Dark Brown but get lighter through da seasons 
Hair Color:: Black/Dark brown depends what light I'm in
Height:: 5ft 9
Weight:: Buy me scales and I'll tell ya
Right handed or Left handed?: Ambidextrois  (both)
Your Heritage:: Mainly Jamaican with Ukraine and Chineese 
My Worst Habit:: I love animals but bullyin ma Dog Kita 
Zodiac Sign:: Cancer
Innie or Outie?: Innie 
Parents Still Together?: Nah one in London one in Mannie 
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Pink fluffy slippers
Your Weakness:: Clothes and Good Presents. We fall out? Buy me clothes! Your Fears:: I'm pretty laid back so I don't think about what could happen.
Your Perfect Pizza:: Chicken and Pinapple or Prawn and Spinach wierd I knw
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Grow ma hair
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: It was disss big Jke 
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Plug out ma phone, is charged. 
Your Best Physical Feature:: Smile cos it makes guys stop and talk to me. 
Your Bedtime:: When Family Guys Finished lol. 
Your Most Missed Memory:: I don't miss I make more. 
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Black 
Food?: Chineese 
Sport?: Basketball, Baseball, Swimming and Rounders
Animal?: White German Sheperd or Cheetah
Ice Cream?: Rainbow Ripple or Cookie Dough
Candy?: Anything but Licorice eww and Marange!! nasty. 
Store?: Dis place in dis place. 
Salad Dressing?: Jus salt and on chips Mango Sauce yum 
Actor?: Chris Rock and Chris Tucker wierd cos dey both look da same 
Song?: I'm Sorry DJ Luck and Mc Neat
Letter?: E
Number?: 16 or 18 dats da ages 2 b at lol 
Gum?: Blueberry or anything sour                                                           Flavor?: Strawberry
Holiday?: Jamaica 
Season?: Summer  but they all have things to like about dem
Toothpaste Flavor?: Strawberry as long as it cleans ur teeth 
Radio Station?: 1Xtra/Galaxy on Sat and Sunday nights. 
Perfume?: L by Gwen Stefani 
Scent besides perfume?: Cookies baking or chocolate when ur really hungry 
Body part on the opposite sex?: Face and chest (if its nice) 
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Dnt wanna jinx it 
How Do You Want To Die?: Doing something worthwhile 
Turn ons:: Kissing my neck o thats hot 
Turn offs:: Players, Spots, plain face no sense of humour 
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: No 1 I'm unique 
Who's The Loudest?: Damaine 
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Adele (Thats why shes ma bez)
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Jay                              Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â  Who's The Shyist?: Marcel 
When Have You Cried The Most?: Don't know
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Feelin' Manic 
Worst Feeling?: Being anixious 
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: London or here or Miami
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: That my hand can make money appear or I have a button on ma arm to grant wishes.
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: What am I Physic? 
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: Grass 
Let's look at the: Stars 
What a nice: Picture
Where did all the: fit lads get off to?
Why can't we: Stay Friends 
Silly, little: Dickhead 
Isn't it weird that: Edith isn't chillin with Adele
Never under any circumstance: Give the dog an E 
I wish: I could wish up a million things
Everyone has a: Personality there just not all good
I am: A likkle joka at times 
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Nah I'm still yung anywayz 
Been To Jail?: Yo ma records nearly cleared! 
Mooned Someone?: No but seen peepz do it 
Been Rejected?: Imagine 
Ran Away From Home?: Wow lost count 
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Didn't need to cos his face was beyond perfect 
Skipped School?: I had better things to do and it was durin lesson 
Thought About Suicide?: Wished I was dead but didn't plan any means of dyin
Slept Outside?: In a tent and when I go on alnighters, while I'm walkin lol or I don't sleep a tall if manz get sleepy we normaly jus crash out in the livin room 
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yo its a hobbie 
Cried In School?: When I got acid in my eye JKE 
Thrown Up In School?: Nah in TGI Fridays when I was in Egypt 
Wanted To Be a Model?: When I was like 10 
Cheated On Someone?: Yes I is dat playette (barly seen da guy anyway) 
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Yes 
Seen A Dead Body?: No but I was livin 2 doors away from one
Been Bitched Out?: Yeh of dis retard idiot could'nt make out what she said 
Drank Alcohol?: Becardi Breezer Raspberry any day 
Smoked?:No peeps tried get me 2 + stabbed dem wiv it got hell of a chase!! 
Been On Drugs?: Nah I'm clean. I'll piss in a container if u reali want me 2 
Eaten Sushi?: Yeh but its like £2.50 a 10cm plate with only like 3 pieces.     Nice Been On Stage?: Bare times blud 
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Ain't on dat 
Shoplifted?: Bout 67 times got caught 3 times. Its nothing to be pround of. Sike. 
Been Drunk?: Nah believe it or not 
Been Called A Tease?: Yeh lol 
Been Beaten Up?: Da gyal was on a lsd trip she thought I had a chainsaw lol
DO YOU
Swear?: Only to add affect 
Sing Well?: Dats why me and Adele goin 4 XFactor surport n watch it!! 
Shower Daily?: OBVIOUSLY 
Want To Go To College?: I is dat 
Want To Get Married?: If I feel surcure with him 
Believe In Yourself?: Abit to much lol 
Get Motion Sickness?: If thats car sick yup 
Think You Are Attractive?: Been told so by nuff man dem 
Get Along With Your Parents?: We have are moments..
Like Thunderstorms?:  Don't bother me
Play An Instrument?: Can play 3 but... Dont 
Own An IPOD?: Nah n lost mp3 so ifs jus tracks on phone.
Pray?: Thought u onli do that when ur bout to die 
Go To Church?: Used 2 
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?:WTF o thought u ment humpin n shit still no though
Keep A Journal/Diary?: Started.....Stopped 
Dance In The Rain?: Probley
Sing In The Shower?: Only if I listened to the tadio b4 I go in 
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Sunny D 
McDonald's or Burger King?: Subway
Single or Group Dates?: Single  Want him on ma own
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate but vanilla ice cream over chocolate 
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Strawberries 
Meat or Veggies?: err Gumdrops 
TV or Movie?: Movie but by Sweet Pop Corn and drink from Lidl if its Town
Guitar or Drums?: Drums 
Adidas or Nike?: If I did football Nike but I don't so K Swiss and Puma but ma trainers always have to be black cause I love ma black thug like tracksuits 
Chinese or Mexican?: Chinese 
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: CHEERIOS cornflakes r dry arse
Cake or Pie?: Yummers Cake (White icing or frosted icing)
MTV or VH1?: MTV but Channel U any day
Blind or Deaf?: Deaf you'll have a lot less accedents 
Boxers or Briefs?: On a guy Boxers on me Girls boxers 
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: Almost 
Write With Both Hands?: Yeh 
Whistle?: On and off yeh lol 
Blow A Bubble?: Yeh booiiiiiii cats and doggs 
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Nh g wasnt blessed wid dat gift 
Cross Your Eyes?: Yes jus look at ur nose 
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: 1 minute        yh
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: Nah but ma mate can lick her elbow 
Dance?: Street and dancehall standrdly  
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Neva thought bout it 
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: In what way
You Talked To On The Phone:: Adele 
You Instant Messaged:: Missy S (Sangetta) 
You Hugged:: Ma Dog after what I said b4  
You Nagged ::  OMG I hate people naggin dats why I ain't a moaner
You Played A Sport With:: Myself boncy balls rock!! 
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: bwt 5secs ago 
Time You Cried?: back in the middle ages 
Movie You Watched?: The Italian Job 
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Mint BORING!! 
Joke You Told?: You look like a god. Shame its Buddha. 
Song You've Sung?: Look at ma favourite song ^^ 
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: Home 
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Darkness
Are You Listening To Music?: No Hollyoaks 
What Are You Wearing?: Pure black and pink fluffy slippers 
What's On Your Mousepad?: Nout g 
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Yeh my long lost relatives 
Do you believe in miracles?: I can spell my name 
Magic?: nah but Voodoll scares the shit out of me
Love at first sight?: Maybe but it might jus lead to love 
God?: Me na not know nah no no no 
Satan?: Believe in him if I do he stays alive oh no thats fairies 
Ghosts?: Well u r reading the spirt of Murkage 
Santa?: Didn't I burn him alive in 1998? 
Evolution?: Jus looked it up and it makes sense Thx u 4 reading this shit**-x

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