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I once nearly beat a bear in an armwrestle

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well usually people lie here but not me, my name is shaneus mcbainus, at the age of 5 i invented a small hand held device that could teleport a single person through time and space,allow me to explain.since Einstein's theory is a theory of space and time, it should be no surprise that black holes offer, in principle, a way to travel through space, as well as through time As you might expect, the possibility of time travel involves those most extreme objects, black holes At the heart of a black hole there is a point known as a singularity, where space and time cease to exist and matter is crushed to infinite density but i found that things are different if the black hole is rotating. Yes a singularity still forms, but in the form of a ring i created a perfectly controlled black hole so it would be possible to dive into a black hole and through the ring, to emerge in another place and another time. at the age of 11 i went to uni and taught astrophysics, did that for a couple of years then got bored, at the age of 17 i travelled the world and came across this intersting plant called a cannabis plant. Then one day the plant fell on the fire i inhaled the fumes and since then my life has gone downhill. so yeah...don't be shy to add me [email protected]
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borrrrrrring

myspace is boring
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jan 2005 11:08:00 GMT

good day

today was good i woke up had a piss then went down russels in a car so i didnt walk an played poker an smoked weed it was fun . the end
Posted by on Mon, 27 Dec 2004 23:03:00 GMT

shit christmas!!!

yeah shit!!!i'm geting to old for this shit, cant wait til the next one when im another year older an will hate it even more, if anybody wants to get me summat get me a gun so i can shoot myself in th...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Dec 2004 22:05:00 GMT

birthday tomorrow

well the big 2 0 tomorrow cant wait to be old flat cap pipe,tellnig my old war staorys last day as a teenager but not in my head awesome!!! later i fucking gone! x
Posted by on Thu, 02 Dec 2004 09:57:00 GMT

every1 partied at heles except me :(

while every fucker was probally having an awesome time at heles i was sat in my house with gavin an nicky smoking weed(like i dont do that all the time) which was really fun(sarcasum) an i think i mig...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Nov 2004 19:08:00 GMT

like the goonies ever wanted to know what happens word for werd heres the script xxxx

Astoria, Oregon: A jailhouse. (Interior Jailhouse) (A jail guard unlocks a cell block to call the inmates out for their lunch.) Guard: Lunch time. (The Inmates exit their cells and are talking to each...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Nov 2004 21:40:00 GMT

dont speak

You and me We used to be together Everyday together always I really feel That I'm losing my best friend I can't believe This could be the end It looks as though you're letting go And if...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Nov 2004 23:08:00 GMT

alright

yeah 6:50am an not much to do really gunna go in my room now an dream bout my girl. but fair play im flat out fucking bored might get a credit card on saturday so i can splash out on some goonies merc...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Nov 2004 22:49:00 GMT

secret reicipe

6 squirrels 4 cats 1 dog 2 pensioners 1oz of butter 3 eggs 2 beavers an a pinch of salt brew for 2 minutes an thas how you make a pile of shit at half 5 in the morning!!!!!! booooorrrrreeeeedd!!!!!...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Oct 2004 21:24:00 GMT

wow

i need a car to be super cool i jus found out. but other than that im kool. does anybody actually read these these thing coz if you do then post a comment or summat coz if no1 reads these then theres ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Oct 2004 08:45:00 GMT