I'M RUDE, I'M CRUDE AND I HAVE TATTOOS
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Bloody Bess Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
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r>My name is Jessica. If you're anything like me, you will not want to be friends with me. I am selfish. I am naive. I am a hypocrite to the fullest extent. I am a closet hypochondriac (there is something new wrong with me every damn day that I never tell anyone about, I just let the problem fester in my mind...). I am not like most girls. I do not like a lot of other girls. The girls I get along with do not like other girls. I like comics. Ok, maybe I dont know much about the comic book world yet...but I'm on my way. I am very girly at times but mostly I like hard music, fast cars and bikes, and i dont care about stuff like burping, farting, messy rooms...boy shit.
I like tattoos (I have four, a sacred heart with a banner across the middle that says "forever" and a script X that says devil doll around it, meant to show my favorite band and the song title that people say describes me, and a tiny star on my right wrist). My sister and I also just got matching sets of stars because that's where Neverland is located...2nd star to the right and straight on til morning. We both love disney and peter pan and...well, we're twins. They're not exactly the same, the design is identical but the colors match our respective personalities.
I'm not afraid to say things to people I dont know for the most part. I am addicted to karaoke. My favorite songs aren't typical girly tunes either...my current fave is Mother by Danzig.I love mayonnaise, cooking, FOOD NETWORK!, pretty much any kind of cheese (although my favorite is Port Salut), garlic, shallots, punk rock, the website icanhascheezburger.com (go and look at the lolcatz, they are hilarious), chinese restaurant tea, the french language, maraschino cherries, stupid movies (and some lovely films), cold water, JUICE!, staying up all night, eating jelly out of the jar, cigarettes, I love Bettie Page, being spanked, weddings (especially when I'm in them), Kool-Aid(Oh yeah!, baby...fucking cherry kool-aid...it's an orgy in my mouth), flowers (pink dendrobium orchids are my favorite but I never turn down flowers...), jello and sex...when it means something. I think Nirvana is overrated...VERY overrated. I love to play pool although I'm not that great...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jessica
Birthday: May
Birthplace: Ventura County CA
Current Location: Beaufort, SC
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: auburn
Height: 5'4"...I'm midget-esque
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty tighty
Your Heritage: I'm a mutt...irish, scottish, german, african american
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans slip-ons
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: diabetic complications
Your Perfect Pizza: veggie, extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my shit together again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to pee
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: when things were easy
Pepsi or Coke: i dont really drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: if I HAD to choose, I'd go with Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: single...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton...
Chocolate or Vanilla: ewwww
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: yup...kakaroke master
Do you Shower Daily: not if I dont feel the need
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I want to go back to school
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: not very easily
Do you think you are Attractive: meh
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you play an Instrument: not anymore
In the past month have you Smoked: I dont think so
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only legal prescriptions
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: definitely not
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I did today!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: um, no...
Ever been Drunk: yes...not lately
Ever been called a Tease: yeah...but I'd rather be a tease than a slut.
Ever been Beaten up: only once
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a pediatric nutritionist
What country would you most like to Visit: france
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: whatever, as long as he has his own style
Number of Drugs I have taken: a few
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: 9 holes in my ears, 1 in my nose
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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