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Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun

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About Me

I am the king of the universe, and I have some damn good friends, other people can lick my weiner..Other than that, I work during the week,at this placeand on the weekends, I hang with my friends. Other than that, i spend time reading, learning..love the History Channel.Like the Incredible Hulk, don't make me angry...You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. If you want to talk to me for whatever reason, my AIM is MartinDestroys.

My Interests

I like movies, good jams, video games,comic books, and anything else that keeps my mind entertainedThe Faces Of ACW

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I'd like to meet:

anyone who I won't want to dropkick... and crappy bands from North Dakota, I dont want to be your friend. This guy, but I met him already

Music:


Flogging Molly, Killswitch Engage, Mastodon, NOFX, Iron Maiden,Dio, Forgive Durden, Whole Wheat Bread, Public Enemy,The Black Dahlia Murder, MC Lars,Black Eyed Peas, Reverend Horton Heat, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Mad Caddies, NIN, Old Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Thin Lizzy, Coheed and Cambria, Dropkick Murphys, Green Day, Horropops, Tsunami Bomb(RIP), Old Metallica,Death from Above 1979, The Vandals, Andrew WK, CCR, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn (and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a hellicopter),Black Flag, GrandMaster Flash, Mr. Bungle, ICP, Twizted,Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Boston, Motion City Soundtrack, The Epoxies, Alkaline Trio, Journey, Black Sabbath, Dead Kennedys, The Code(RIP), Saves the Day: local bands; The Sw!ms, US Funk Team, The Holy Mess, Arsenal Mayhem, Headplug (eventhough i havent gone to one of their shows in 5 years),

Movies:

, Rambo, Star Wars, X-Men movies, Spiderman movies, Batman movies (minus Batman & Robin), Superman 1,2 & Returns, anything that deals with Ninjas, Vampires, Zombies,&Mupppets. Iheart Huckabees, Rushmore, Bottlerockets, The Royal Tannenbaums, Se7en, Caddyshack, National Lampoon's vacation, Citizen Kane, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Shoot 'em Up

Television:

Family Guy,Saul of the Molemen, Metalocalypse, American Dad, Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show,The Colbert Report, Smallville, and I'm hooked on Lost... such a great show!

Books:

Novels: Choke, Farenheit 451, Bluebeard, Sirens of Titan, Mother Night, Lord of the Rings, The Davinci Code, comic books : The Initiative, Blue Beetle,Countdown, The Hulk,Thor, Cable and Deadpool. Graphic Novels: Batman;The Dark Knight Returns, Identity Crisis, Ifinity Gauntlet, V for Vendetta

Heroes:

Frank Miller, George Lucas, Public Enemy, Henry Rollins, Johnny Rotten,Rod Serling, Bob Hayes, David Bowie (just for one day) [/

My Blog

Phantom Day (read it and pass it on)

Now, Febuary 29th is the extra day bestowed upon us from the stars. And it is special, and it needs a name. I've chosen Phantom Day. And it even has a great backstory I came up with.  Once every ...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:07:00 PST

halowieners!!!!

October 31st, my place Haloween Extraveganza... food, booze, horror movies out the wazoo! be there
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:29:00 PST

whats my job like?

So, I've spent the past 3 weeks being the monkey boy of BCI, and yesterday I put in a request to use a vacation day on the 18th. Do they say "sure, Martin deserves it?" of course not! That would be ra...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:34:00 PST

Instructions for those who don't know how to rock

  Carl's Theme by 9lb Hammer   The pants that I wear lick the sweat from my balls,I'm a south Jersey Mook, I'm the cock of the walk,I don't need no instructions, to know how to rock!More tha...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST

Grown' up

So I was hangin out with some good old friends tonight, having a good time.  I came home, and was outside having a cigarette, and  a few things dawned on me.  Past instances are exactly...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

The most underrated Alice in Chains song

Don't Follow   Hey, I ain't never comingHomeHey, I'll just wander myOwn roadHey, I can't meet you here tomorrowSay goodbye don't followMisery so hollowHey you, you're livin'Life full throttleHey ...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

Night out on the town

So, incase you dont read my bulletins, I was kickin' it out on the town tonight. Started off as Me, Big Mike, & Danny at Bottlenecks shortly joined by Peranik, and Tommy. We hung out and had some ...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:30:00 PST

The greatest time of year be creepin round the corner

Yeah, thats right! it's almost fall again!  I'm really psyched up. Last year I didnt get to hit up the Rennisance Faire, but right now its going to be more if I can have the cash reserve.  B...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:18:00 PST

In a way, Technology has ruined my life taken from me, every last bit of privacy

So, tomorow at about 3:45 pm is the nail in the coffin of my 2nd vacation week.  I'd have to say, 'twas decently productive.  Went to Knobles Monday with Steve and Heather, hung out with the...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:20:00 PST

Vacation...good so far

Got to throwdown some brews, and watched Ultimate Avengers II yesterday.  Today went to the comic book store to get some good old comics, and Chuck E. Cheese for my nephews birthday party, and th...
Posted by Martin and his amazing Lazer Gun on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:57:00 PST