holiday letter to my former boss |
dear dave,i hope all's been well for you & the family. has it been? i've missed. i await the results....how is sconza candy company? i have been wondering, because about two months ago, i paid a v... Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:53:00 GMT |
hello from thailand |
hi everybody!i'm summering in sunny asian paradise, in case any of you have been wondering where i've been the past couple of weeks and maybe for the rest of my life. the fruity drinks are fantastic. ... Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:40:00 GMT |
the youngins from the grave |
in 1970, dave davies wrote a song. at the time, dave davies was a youngin.
concurrently, it appears to be 2007.....and i am incidentally, also a youngin. fortunately for everybody, i... Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:49:00 GMT |
the wall street journal i.e. bathroom tales |
oh, first i'd like to introduce to everyone the fact that i'm deathly phobic of public restroom defecation. being born into one of the demure race of asians, we take offense to loud, offensive noises ... Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:00:00 GMT |
brine, whine, pine |
4 cups kosher salt or 2 cups table salt 1 turkey (12 to 14 pounds gross weight), rinsed thoroughly; giblets, neck, and tailpiece removed and reserved to make gravy 3 medium onions, chopped coarse1 1/2... Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:50:00 GMT |
halloween wont go away |
and i'm sticking to it.hey! i went back home to my place of birth (not my parents' place of birth) a week ago and did some stuff in the short few hours on the days i was conscious. thank you all &... Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:23:00 GMT |
halloween 2007 |
halloween in california will be a snore. mark my words.so, i'll be here instead:at noontime on the day before, i'll stand in the parking lot of where my father got his first job in america, and take ... Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:17:00 GMT |
my biggest fear |
is:that hell is going to be boring.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 13:57:00 GMT |
im going. |
reposted from miles 5000: Zombie Walk VOL 2!!!!! Alrigh... Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:01:00 GMT |
the importance of being hated |
grocery list 9/16/07cabbage chicken brothm.s.g.sugara clueanyway, as i was saying,most californian females i know have membership in 'the i hate tina fanclub,' which is great, because this means:... Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:33:00 GMT |