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big legged woman

About Me


top 3 foods of big-legged woman's time:

1) boiled maine lobster w/ lemon juice
2) animal cartilage w/ sriracha
3) dayboat scallops from sea salt

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


retirement money when i'm already dead

My Blog

holiday letter to my former boss

dear dave,i hope all's been well for you & the family. has it been? i've missed. i await the results....how is sconza candy company? i have been wondering, because about two months ago, i paid a v...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:53:00 GMT

hello from thailand

hi everybody!i'm summering in sunny asian paradise, in case any of you have been wondering where i've been the past couple of weeks and maybe for the rest of my life. the fruity drinks are fantastic. ...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:40:00 GMT

the youngins from the grave

in 1970, dave davies wrote a song.  at the time, dave davies was a youngin. concurrently, it appears to be 2007.....and i am incidentally, also a youngin.  fortunately for everybody, i...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:49:00 GMT

the wall street journal i.e. bathroom tales

oh, first i'd like to introduce to everyone the fact that i'm deathly phobic of public restroom defecation. being born into one of the demure race of asians, we take offense to loud, offensive noises ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:00:00 GMT

brine, whine, pine

4 cups kosher salt or 2 cups table salt 1 turkey (12 to 14 pounds gross weight), rinsed thoroughly; giblets, neck, and tailpiece removed and reserved to make gravy 3 medium onions, chopped coarse1 1/2...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:50:00 GMT

halloween wont go away

and i'm sticking to it.hey! i went back home to my place of birth (not my parents' place of birth) a week ago and did some stuff in the short few hours on the days i was conscious. thank you all &...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:23:00 GMT

halloween 2007

halloween in california will be a snore. mark my words.so, i'll be here instead:at noontime on the day before, i'll stand in the parking lot of where my father got his first job in america, and take ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:17:00 GMT

my biggest fear

is:that hell is going to be boring.        
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 13:57:00 GMT

im going.

reposted from miles 5000: Zombie Walk VOL 2!!!!! Alrigh...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:01:00 GMT

the importance of being hated

grocery list 9/16/07cabbage chicken brothm.s.g.sugara clueanyway, as i was saying,most californian females i know have membership in 'the i hate tina fanclub,' which is great, because this means:...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:33:00 GMT