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***WARNING: THIS AREA HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN QUARANTINED BY THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IN DIRECT RESPONSE TO A SPREADING INFECTION KNOWN AS THE 'LOSER VIRUS.' LEAVE IMMEDIATELY, OR YOU RUN A HIGH RISK OF CONTAMINATION. YOU MAY ALREADY BE AFFECTED. PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST 'CHILL ZONE' TO LOCATE A PERSON OFFICIALLY LABELED AS 'COOL.' THESE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE PROPERLY TRAINED IN ALL THE NECESSARY FIELDS REQUIRED TO ALLEVIATE THIS AFFLICTION. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.*** ************************************************************ *************************** ************************************************************ *************************** ************************************************************ *************************** Let's see... I'm kind of a loser. I have no life, really. I do, however, have a pretty adamant stance on the fact that, although I am a nerd, nerds are pretty cool guys. POSER nerds, on the other hand, are not. Nerds are the guys that are just naturally smart. We don't study, but we're still in AP classes, so what? We play Dungeons and Dragons, we know a lot of useless information, and we like hugs. I know a lot about computers. I like to learn and do math problems, but people still hang out with me. Poser nerds are the guys with the big, goofy glasses that are taped up even though they aren't broken, they're the ones with the Zelda shirts and the ones that spend all day studying instead of hanging out with their friends. Poser nerds just dress and act like that because they're insecure about their actual level of intelligence, so they try to make themselves look smarter. GET OVER IT. People don't really care how smart you are, so long as you get the job done and you get it done right. ************************************************************ *************************** I have some pretty crazy ideas about philosophy, too. I love philosophy, just having a conversation that can never be answered... it's great, I love it. ************************************************************ *************************** I like to listen to people's problems and try to help them out, but people always seem to ask me to listen but never take my advice. When I end up being right and they end up getting hurt, it really sucks, because I feel like I couldn't do anything to stop it. It hurts me when my friends get hurt, it really does. 'That's what friends are for, right?' ************************************************************ *************************** I go to a residential school because I have school anxiety. It's wierd, we don't know why I'm anxious about school, but once I'm actually *in* school, I'm fine. *Getting* to school is the hard part. Whatever, what are you going to do, right? ************************************************************ *************************** I'm an Aries, and I thrive when there are constant challenges that I need to overcome. Everything I am is trying to achieve something better. Whether it's trying to beat my own personal best or trying to put you to shame, I can do it best when the opposition is fighting back. All I need now is to find someone willing to fight back that can really put up a fight. ************************************************************ *************************** I always try to look at the bright side of things, and I make lots of analogies. It's just something I do, I guess. If you don't like it, then I probably don't want to talk to you anyway. It's all in my best interests. What can I say? I'm Mr. Brightside. ************************************************************ *************************** I will NOT judge a person before I get to know them. I will NOT take sides in a situation before I know which side I want to take. Therefore, you can be sure that if I don't like you, there's a damn good reason. ************************************************************ *************************** There isn't much more to say, really. I try to help people out whenever possible, I like do things that stimulate the mind, and like to talk about things that don't make sense to everyone that tries to listen, aside, of course, from the person I'm talking to. Mind games are fun, too. Gotta love mind games...