I try to live each day as if I were on Fear Factor...except I have no one to challenge so I end up winning!.!.!.what else is new ;)!!! Everyday I practice new ways to shank people...you always have to be on top of your game. I'm the kind of friend that won't warn you you're about to step in dog shit...but I am the friend that laughs at you because I convinced you to not wear shoes. I like to talk shit...but who doesn't? If I offend you in any way know that I meant it and you probably deserved it. I secretly train to sharpen my attack moves because one day I will attack you! I'd like to think I am the stealthiest woman alive...eventhough everyone I talk to seems to disagree! I'm blind to a lot of things in life but it won't stop me from cutting you for taking advantage. I think all kids should cary weapons because then I wont feel bad for punching them in the face! I'm NOT racist by ANY means I just hate everyone equally! If you are a friend of mine consider yourself lucky because I am one of the most loyal people you will ever meet. I am all for gay marriage just as long as the chicks are really hot same goes for the dudes. The more I meet people the more I like my dog....I don't even have a dog! There is a saying I like to go by Fool me once shame on you...Fool me twice I'll cut you so good! If I can one up you I will...it just means you suck at life and can do better. Another thing about life is that if you really suck at it....QUIT!!! I will entertain myself at your expense...don't worry most of the time you wont even know. If you don't see the humor in a mexican in a sombrero saying white power...punch yourself right in the face I have recently realized that life takes bold moves. I think i might hire a homeless man to walk with me, and along with my help, attack people on their way to work and have him shit in their shoe...so watch out! Life was here before you and doesn't owe you antyhing, so quit your whining when something is not fair. I believe in Karma and you'll always get yours in the end! Sometimes I will have a few beers and half a bottle of wine for breakfast...who the fuck are you to judge? CALM LIKE A BOMB
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