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Calypsonymph

Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling..... mmmm.....

About Me

Three of the four elements are shared by all creatures, but fire was a gift to humans alone. Smoking cigarettes is as intimate as we can become with fire without immediate excruciation. Every smoker is an embodiment of Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods and bringing it back on home. We smoke to capture the power of the sun, to pacify Hell, to identify with the primordial spark, to feed on the marrow of the volcano. It's not the tobacco we're after but the fire. When we smoke, we are performing a version of the fire dance, a ritual as ancient as lightning. Does that mean that chain smokers are religious fanatics? You must admit there's a similarity. The lung of the smoker is the naked virgin thrown as a sacrifice into the godfire.



My Interests

LIKES: GEOCACHING, interior design, set design (especially for porn), SCUBA, the smell of sawdust - and mothballs, photography, collecting books and quotes, historical reinactments, fighting with STEEL, kissing in the rain, sushi, chess, kayaking, volleyball, thunderstorms, owning a cat that is the anti-christ, laughing until I choke, babbling, gibbering, carrying on family traditions, rum, cloves, leather, video games ( but f%..k XBOX controllers)....

I'd like to meet:

This is bit more taxing to think upon. I don't have a lot of pet-peeves - but I will name the few I think are pertinent to "meeting" people on myspace.... 1. If you can't think of anything interesting to write, don't bother emailing me. You are all complete strangers to start. When you write me a very basic email, with no information about yourself, and no questions for me, what in the hell am I supposed to do? Write you a nice email trying to start conversation? Fuck it, I'm not going to waste my time. You are interested in me - make me interested enough to write back to you. 2. This is a virtual world. Just because you're on my friends list doen't make you a friend. At the very least, I might consider you an acquaintance. If we talk often enough, we'll become real friends - in the real world - and then you have every right to be pissed when I don't respond to your emails or calls right away. So bugger off! I have a life and I'll fit this lttle hobby in as I have time. 3. No, I'm not here for phone sex, or real sex - free or paid. If that's all you want, find someone without a brain - there's plenty of those on here. 4. Here's a new one - if you ask me to "add" you.... I'm not going to thank you. Write me a damn email or take me off your list. I added you. I could give a rat's ass. Make me give a rat's ass or delete me.

Music:


Heroes:

Unhappy the land that is in need of heroes. - Bertolt Brecht

My Blog

Pigs, drugs, sphincters, and love

I have not blogged in an exceedingly long time&. although recent events are too good not to share.   Let me start by saying I turned 29 at the beginning of this month  which makes the start of e...
Posted by Calypsonymph on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:59:00 PST

Want to get inside me? Here's your chance.....

Made it this far?  Good.  It gets better&.. scroll down if you want to skip my story and just view the pictures&. I had a laparoscopic cholecystectomy Thursday evening, or in layma...
Posted by Calypsonymph on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:27:00 PST

Watermelon Popping Women... or my birthday - in 1000 words or less

Is it too much to ask to be the most important girl in the world, just for a day?Fate has decreed that I celebrate the anniversary of my birth on January 5th. It sucks. My birthday is 11 days after Ch...
Posted by Calypsonymph on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:26:00 PST

Dead Cats, assholes, and euthanasia... about covers it.

My primary reason for writing this blog is not to be macabre - but to find out what other cat owners have gone through, because I recently put a cat down for the first time and I want to know if...
Posted by Calypsonymph on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST

Mad Libs - Say it without saying it.....

Dear ______________,Wow, we've been friends for _____ years now!  Hard to believe sometimes.  So much has changed since we were ________.  Remember how we thought we'd be _________ and...
Posted by Calypsonymph on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:54:00 PST

Tag THIS.

So I received an email from Gary (Assmaster, if you will) with directions to read his current blog.   Here is what I saw-    "The rules are simple, you must write a blog with "6&n...
Posted by Calypsonymph on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:32:00 PST

Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day! Wooooo!

Blah.  Valentine's Day.  I suppose everyone in their right mind&.or slightly demented mind is going to write some either saccharine or depressing shit today&. Count me in!   What is it ...
Posted by Calypsonymph on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 10:41:00 PST

Master of my fate, captain of my soul......

Well - all good things must come to an end&.. Im leaving my job for a brand spanking new one!  Wooooo!  I wasnt looking& but due my fine fortune of having Shannon as a friend  and meeting...
Posted by Calypsonymph on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 01:49:00 PST