I think the word "porkchop" is funny.
I fear commitment.
If I were posting a personal ad, which I am not, it would read:
SWF seeks elephant rides in Thailand, dutch ovens and love letters in 5/7/5.
I subsist on a diet of loud music, fancy food and subtle potty humor.
My tastes are discerning and I prefer short sentences.
I am a snob, but I pretty much like everything. Except mayonnaise.
I have very little patience, or is it infinite patience?
I am painfully shy. I am the loudest person I know.
I thrive on contradiction.
Circumstances change daily, please be advised.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Goofballs, secret spies and geniuses.
My Blog
This is so incredibly accurate it frightens me. I am not a cuddler. At least not physically.
Find your own pose! Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:20:00 GMT
Ginger cowboy hat
Current obsessions (in no particular order):
- Cowboys
- Ginger Altoids
- Book clubs (yes, you laugh now but I will own you ALL)
- Fuzzy bunnies
- plasticized internal organs (Just say "yes" to Body ... Posted by on Mon, 25 Oct 2004 11:35:00 GMT
