goldfish

i'm obese. I have an anger problem. I should get help for it, but i'm lazy. I have a lazy problem. I'd make myself stop being lazy, but I have a self discipline problem. Everyone has tried to help me with that, but I don’t think they can and they haven’t. which is good, can’t have people going around proving my theories wrong, now can i? I have a stubborn problem. Well it's not the problem that’s stubborn, it's me... I suppose the problem is a bit stubborn too. I have an insight problem, but I also have a lying problem, which brings me back to my insight problem. You see, I lied, I don’t have an insight problem, unless having keen insight is a problem, and it can be. See I spend so much time figuring myself and my problems out, that once I know what that problem is, I don’t want to worry over fixing it. In my mind, it's not a problem anymore. It's something i've checked off my urgent list. I need to focus on realizing a New problem. And so on and so forth. I suppose when I have figured and realized all my problems, I can go back and start fixing a few. And then I’ll be perfect. Won’t that be fun.