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Hana

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hey hos and biatches, this is your pimp master, Hana here. MySpace is full of shit just like the people here..har har har. Okay what the fuck, I'm gonna go here coz all the hos are here anyways, so hard to find everybody nowadays.I ain't gonna write more coz I can't think of anything right now. Blame it on that sweet, suculent weed I smoked back in high school. Woosh~

My Interests

I likes to eat. Just ask Angelo or Nelson. Eat, eat, eat. Oh and sleep.I also like going out to places I've never been before. My goal for this new year is to drive to Nevada and meet all those Native American folks for some peyote.

I'd like to meet:

Only the punkasses I know in real life already. Unless you're reading this and you think you're special or some shit.And before I forget. If anyone looks like this:Then your sexy self can friend me. =)

Music:

Old Skool RnB, Prince, hard rock, 80's, 70's none of that new shit crap they play on the radio all the time : That music for punkfucks, I swear to god.Siouxsie Sioux and the Banshees :: Tulku :: "Love You Down" :: "Radha Ramana" :: Yvonne Chaka Chaka :: Enigma :: Bally Sagoo ::

Movies:

Bend it Like Beckham, NeverEnding Story, Purple Rain

Television:

Married With Children - all families are like this, I swear.

Books:

The Charioteer, Naked Lunch, Interview With Vampire, Lestat, Queen of the Damned

Heroes:

Myself...and the cat living on the street. Oh and since Angelo placed him on it, BloopBloop our deceased love-child...

My Blog

Birthday Shiat

It was good but damn Indian Casinos to hell! I'm never going there again. They fucking take your money and make you their bitch. Except for getting bitched at by a certain someone, the weekend was pre...
Posted by Hana on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:24:00 PST

I can’t believe this shit

I spent $185 on my new haircut. And it wasn't even worth it!!! OMG I'm gonna go kill myself.
Posted by Hana on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:46:00 PST

WTF??

What's up with those hacker comments that are on people's pages??? I got one and deleted that shit. If someone wanted to talk shit about me, why write it on a blog,  go ahead and just say it to m...
Posted by Hana on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:18:00 PST

Goddamit!!!

Someone in the motherfucking US Postal Service keeps stealing my pornos!Goddamit you cunts, leave my porn alone!
Posted by Hana on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 10:41:00 PST

Liars

Man, there are some goddamn liars out there!It's funny how they try to be smart with you by denying their lies but they just dig themselves into deeper graves. So little trust, so much bullshit. Tsk, ...
Posted by Hana on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:11:00 PST

The HOTTEST Man on Earth

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLMnn...Aryan Nation goodness.Soviet Whores for life!...
Posted by Hana on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 10:44:00 PST

BBQ

Thanks to those who brought food, that shit was pretty good. Glad you all liked the ribs, next time, I'll definitely have more. Cesar, I know you didn't get to try it, since you were taking care of Ca...
Posted by Hana on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:15:00 PST

I am now religious..

NOT!!But yeah, I'm no longer drinking anymore. I turn into a weirdly affectionate drunk and that shit is quite out of character.I puked out everything last night..and today. Maybe I got sake poisoning...
Posted by Hana on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:14:00 PST

Road Trip 2007!!

I'm off for my Last of the Mohicans roadtrip with Arturo!Fuck y'all,  I know your asses will miss your beloved pimpmaster.But it's okay, I'll send you my heartfelt prayers when I commune with Mot...
Posted by Hana on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:18:00 PST

Stupid Cunts

I'm over drama, I really am.Some people out there think that they're so important that people need to kiss their asses and try not to hurt their feelings but they need to fucking grow up.I may be a bi...
Posted by Hana on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:31:00 PST