Jake Balogne profile picture

Jake Balogne

Your stronger then the strongest drank I ever had.... smackfest??

About Me

Well you know, im a simple guy, give me some loving and nurturing, and ill flourish like a dug fur. But on a serious note, I aspire to be the next james bond. Do you understand how much play id get if I were james bond, jesus id be paying millions in child support. Anyways, thats about it when it comes to that.
You scored as HHH. You enjoy an occasional good time, but you are for the most part serious and ready to get down to business. You are the Game!

HHH


90%

Kane


85%

The Rock


80%

Stone Cold Steve Austin


75%

Hulk Hogan


75%

Ric Flair


65%

Eddie Guerrero


65%

Jerry “The King” Lawler


60%

Chris Jericho


55%

Booker T


50%

Mankind


45%

The Undertaker


45%

Kurt Angle


40%

The Big Show


25%
Which WWE Superstar are you?1.0
created with QuizFarm.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jake Bojangles
Birthday: February 19th
Birthplace: Portland
Current Location: right now im in my house, but where I really wanna be is in your jeans.
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed, gotta keep that pimp hand strong
Your Heritage: Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: My k swizzles
Your Weakness: pecan pie, it all goes straight to my hips
Your Fears: Alex Mcgillivray
Your Perfect Pizza: Alex Mcgillivray, and it would be a dessert pizza too
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get as many credits as possible and keep on top of my grades
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" yall punk ass busters all know I say that too much
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wonder what alex mcgillivray is doing right now
Your Best Physical Feature: I dont know, people have said ive got some pretty eyes so I'll go with that lol
Your Bedtime: I dont sleep, I wait
Your Most Missed Memory: basically the summer of 8th grade, shit. Costa Rica, Westwind, all that jibba jabba
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi-coke, its a hybrid.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Red Robbins
Single or Group Dates: meeeh, depends. If u just met the girl then a group thang but if you know her u gotta do that shit single homie.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yo nestea iced lipton!
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla, but im down with that chocolate. And everyone loves a chocolate vanilla swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: meh, neither really
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: Do I have aids? who would ask something like that
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: love is way too complicated, anyone my age that says they have been in love can suck on a huge italian sausage.
Do you want to go to College: hell yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: on roller coasters
Do you think you are Attractive: I think im doin allright
Are you a Health Freak: depends, sometimes yes, other times no.
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah, I love the adrenaline rush, shit buster.
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea, but, none of it really counts lol
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ? I dont really know, Im pretty sure it doesnt count lol
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, the veritable rug from out underneath alex's feet all the time.
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: HELL NO, no I havent
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: gloriously, in a hail of gunfire or something. I dont want to die slowly or painfully so, that eliminates alot haha
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: psychologist or some sort of biologist. Something in science
What country would you most like to Visit: hmmm, somewhere in Africa, maybe greece actually.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green, but everything works
Favourite Hair Color: depends on the person, it has to look natural. If ur obviously not blonde then that shit isnt gonna work for you. I like brunettes the best though
Short or Long Hair: long, but short is tight
Height: doesnt matter, but they can only be like 3 inches taller then me or else, that just, I dont know lol
Weight: theres a big range, I dont know, it usually doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: clean! the abercrombie clothing style but it doesnt matter too much.
Number of Drugs I have taken: none, wellllllllll
Number of CDs I own: a few, I have all my music on the Ibook and I have like, 2,000 songs or something
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: you can't regret, stand by everything you do in life 100% and it makes life so much easier
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Im interested in you and me baby

I'd like to meet:

Sean connery, Christopher Walken, William Shatner, and last and definattly least, alex mcgillivray

Music:

Im one of the few rappers responsible for changing the game. Ya you heard me, im ludacris dammit. Im craazzzzyyy. Anyways, I like rap, hippity hop, classical rock, im an all around kinda guy, so you know what that means ladies. That im taken.

Movies:

Snatch, that movie kicks ass. And im not talking about the snatch that is often referred to as the lovebox you dirty bastards.

Television:

Dude, im not a television, what are you thinking

Books:

Im just like a book, you can read me so easily. I told you Im gonna be the next james bond I wasn't jokin.

Heroes:

Dude, im not a heroe. But your sweet for thinking I am ;-) *kisses*. Enrique Iglesis is the true hero.