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About Me

Bakersfield, Calif.-based rock act Near Miss Mallet won't kick out the jams. It won't force you to shake your moneymaker. Or fight for anyone's right to party. Which is good, because, hey, haven't we heard enough mindless rump-shaker anthems already? Isn't life a bit deeper than that?"I've got some joy, so run for cover." -- from "Might As Well"Instead, consider this female-fronted band of thought-rock maestri more as the musical accompaniment to a day spent ditching work. A self-realized memo to self. Coffeehouse philosophy. Driving down the freeway, sticking your arm out into the wind like an airplane wing. Every break-up letter left on boyfriends' dirty windshields. Wiggling toes first thing Sunday morning. Bittersweet goodbyes. Crispy-wicked puddles of spent candles. A lullaby for the hipster class. In short, the soundtrack to living -- from moments of melancholy sadness to each giggly victory, all sung with a honeyed voice that slides from driven croon to creamy coo."I don't believe in gravity/But I can pull the moon." -- from "Falling"Not that Near Miss Mallet tries to be so ambitious. The band's songs began as nothing more than scribbles in Melissa Wiggins' little black notebook, backed up by simple strums on her acoustic guitar. She wrote her tunes while hiding from the world, behind a closed door, on the bathroom floor in the apartment she shares with husband Brock Wiggins and her young son, Phoenix. "I don't know, that's just one of the few places I can be by myself," Melissa says, laughing. Strange how the echoey smallness of linoleum and bare walls has managed to produce such delicately heartfelt tunes.Fellow local musicians have come and gone, leaving artifacts on demo recordings, helping turn Melissa's tiny treasures into full gems. But there's one constant in the mix: Brock's electric guitar spinning emotive webs, while his buttery backing vocals wrap a warm blanket around Melissa's melodies.(Trivia note: Brock's mother is former '70s country princess Susan Raye; his father, a drummer, once backed Bakersfield country star Buck Owens.)Guitar strings and heartstrings. Sunday jams and short-notice gigs. A life lived wide open and a pen poised on paper. That's Near Miss Mallet. The end result is a batch of songs that could be a sweet whisper of the Next Big Thing -- if modern rock radio ever craved something more complex than a shaking booty."Finally I can show you everything/And everything will show you who I am/Careful not to tear my heart open." -- "Fifteenth Floor Serenade" This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

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Member Since: 8/14/2005
Band Website: www.geocities.com/nearmissmallet
Band Members: Melissa-vocals, guitar; Brock-guitar, vocals; Scott-bass; Ryan-drums
Influences: everyone, everywhere.
Record Label: None
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Band Update

Hello peeps. Near Miss Mallet has been playing shows here and there and we are looking forward to laying down bass in the somewhat near future for our album.Along the way we have been writing new song...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 20:44:00 GMT

Band update...

Hi everyone. This is Melissa just checking in to let you know we are still alive and still a band.  We had a computer malfunction in November and that kept us from accessing this site for some time. D...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:03:00 GMT

Album Art and so on...and so forth.

Our album art was painted by my sister Kelly Pankey. The theme is inspired by nature and growth and changes. Thus, the tree on the cover. The name "Dark Pictures" is also the title of one of the so...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 12:43:00 GMT

New song.

We posted a new song from our upcoming CD "Dark Pictures" called Mess With My Head and we hope you enjoy it. It is not entirely finished as we still need to edit, mix and add more instrumentation but...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Still here and working on CD.

Hi everyone. We will probably be working on the CD well into early Fall. We are going to try featuring some friends/talented souls on the CD before we lay down bass. Our bass player is still recupe...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:44:00 GMT

Album Update

The new CD is sounding great. We still don't have the bass tracks and that may still take a while but we may soon be getting some of our favorite local musicians in the studio to put their talent...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:32:00 GMT

News of the sad sort.

Hello. Some of you have known us since the beginning and you may remember our former bassist Chris Page. Unfortunately I found out yesterday he has passed away and we will be missed dearly.
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:05:00 GMT

Saturday in SLO

We will be playing a show this upcoming Saturday in San Luis Obispo. If you live near the area we would love to have you there. Also playing is Chase McBride. Look him up on myspace or wait for my ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:32:00 GMT

Update on CD and more...

We have been in the studio and have gotten a lot of the recording finished. We have a little ways to go but it is coming to life and it is sounding awesome! Hopefully I can get some clips of songs u...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:57:00 GMT

Recording, Relay for Life and more...

greetings all! here is a little update on what we have been up to lately.yesterday we began recording the new CD and things are going swimmingly. We are so excited about this CD! also, we are sched...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT