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Humble Genius

Just grip it and rip it

About Me

I think the orange was named before the carrot. / How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?......... Wanna ride a bike? / Chuck Norris doesn't moe his lawn he maintains it by shear intimidation. / Why you all up in my grill when I ain't got no chicken? / When I was born the doctor said, "What the heck! There's a baby attached to that anaconda!"... true story / MELODIOUS???? your voice sounds like old wet farts / Well, I don't think it's erroneous. Actually, I think it's very roneous.

My Interests

Triathlons, art, marathoning, funny T-shirts (funny to me I don't care so much what you think), hiking, random trips to wherever, snowboarding, shenanigans... I love coffee... a lot!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet mostly people, but if you had like a cool dog or something, that did cool tricks, like type or do origami, I'd probably like to meet him too... or her. I'm not sexist. But I don't like cats. I think they're stuck up. They also make me sneeze. One time I sneezed soo much my Mom was like, "Hey! What are you doing over there? Sneezing?" And I was like, "Yeah." And she was like, "Ok." And I kept on sneezing until my brain hurt. My brain hurt another time too: when a hooker smashed my head into a headboard, but somehow it doesn't seem the same. I was like, "Hey, that really hurt my brain." And she was like, "Whatever loser." And I was like "That's not very nice." So I put on my Spiderman underwear tried to leave even though I was super sad. That's when she tried to take my money. I punched her in the vagina. Now, I normally don't advocate violence, but this women had an eye patch, was 6'2'' and a good duece and a half. Also I think she wanted to kill me cause she came at me with a billy club. I asked her where she had gotten the billy club but she was like, "You ask too many questions. Now sit down and shut up." In retrospect, she may not have been a hooker at all, just someone trying to rob me or a pirate... which kinda confuses me because I don't know why my pants would be off. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'd rather not meet pirate hookers/robbers, because sometimes they aren't very nice or small. But anybody else is cool, including cool, people-like animals. My friend told me that people-like animals come from the Donkey Show in Mexico. I don't know if that's true.

Music:

Everything but country.

Movies:

Anchorman, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Napoleon Dynamite, Dumb and Dumber, Crash, Pulp Fiction, American History X, Hotel Rwanda...

Television:

Don't watch to much TV, but House and Scrubs are probably my favorites.

Books:

Favorite book- "The Alchemist" by Paolo Coelho

Heroes:

My Sister Sarah