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Your IQ Is 90
Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Average Your General Knowledge is Exceptional A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
I am Diarrhea .
Diarrhea's are by far the most humorous of all the shits going for the big laugh at all costs. From fart jokes to slapstick humor Diarrhea's are know for pulling out the stops when it comes to shits and giggles... though Diarrhea's do have their down sides.. And like the sad clowns they are, Diarrhea's are actually dying inside and prone to suicide and even murder...
What Kinda Shit Are You?
You were destined to have a Red Lightsaber.Red is the color of fire and blood, so it is
associated with energy, war, danger, strength,
power, and determination as well as passion and
desire. You have seen the Strength and Power of
the Dark Side of the Force and have you thirst
for more of it.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Your Heart Is Blue
Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return.
Your flirting style: Friendly
Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe
Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish
What you bring to relationships: Loyalty What Color Heart Do You Have?
You scored as Posion. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Posion

80%

Suffocated

73%

Gunshot

73%

Disease

60%

Accident

53%

Suicide

47%

Stabbed

47%

Cut Throat

33%

Bomb

33%

Natural Causes

27%

Disappear

20%

Drowning

20%

Eaten

20%
How Will You Die??
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