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Matt

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About Me

Like:
The greatest group of friends anyone could ask for
Rolled up Aces over Kings
While most people hate it, I enjoy putting together IKEA furniture
Taking advantage of the Schuylkill River Trail
Horror movies; for some reason they make me laugh
Frozen Grapes
Getting out of work at 11am on Fridays
Helium Comedy Club; it’s the only good place to laugh in Philly
A very seldom known game called Scategories
Driving on Kelly or West River Drive
Writing in pencil over pen
Blue Moon; its God’s nectar
Citizen’s Bank Park and The Linc
Sweatpants and mesh shorts; how come I can’t go to work in them
My iPod; I would be lost without it
Any movie by the “Frat Pack”: Ferrell, Vaughn, Wilson Brothers, Stiller
Any Chinese food place that has takeout only because they tend to have better food
Give me some Rita’s Water Ice over ice cream any day of the week
Going to the Gym
Preston and Steve
One Wit Whiz
The Greatest network ever invented; ESPN
Eating outside at a restaurant and people watching
Fantasy Sports
HBO’s Sunday Lineup
Fishing
Debating the most obscure topics for hours on end
An Eye Opener at Bob’s Diner
Long Road Trips with a car full of friends
Dislike:
Popped collars on polo shirts, what’s the point
That you cannot purchase an ironing board without a flowery design or pastel colors
The inability to look masculine while drinking from a straw
People who randomly disappear for a few hours when you are out with a group of people
When people curse for no apparent reason, its just part of their vocabulary
The price of gas; can’t they come up with a vehicle that moves on our positive thoughts; in Back to the Future the car ran on trash
NBA basketball; I cannot stand the selfishness
Indian Food; curry and me do not get along
Wallpaper; this is one thing you should never have in your house
People are consistently late
Not remembering that certain pictures were taken of you
Mosquitoes
Onions
Not being able to currently have a dog
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Living: Billy Beane, Theo Epstein, Elisha Cuthbert, Barry Bonds, Bill Phillips, Steve Jobs, Marcel Luske, Kevin Brennan, The Darling of Vegas...
Dead: Ghandi, James Frank Hopkins, Greenfield Quarles, James McIlvaine Riley...

My Blog

Thick Telemarketers

So the other day I received a call from a telemarketer and I went through my normal routine to get them off kilter, but I have been doing that routine for almost 10 years now, so I figured it was time...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:50:00 GMT

The Meaning of Life

No matter how you look at it, life is strange.  For example, it's an indisputable fact that we are all made of the precise same substance as the most intelligent, creative, magnificent life-forms...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 16:49:00 GMT

NFL Changes

-Why does instant replay take so long? Whenever you or I are at a game, we simply look up at the scoreboard to see if the play should be overturned. Sometimes I wonder if referee Ed Hochuli is watchin...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 21:19:00 GMT