dearest diary, |
things have been really fucking crazy for me recently. all i can think about doing is telling everyone in the world, one at a time, my life story and then making out with them. i spent a couple of mon...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:42:00 GMT |
oh i’m so pissed i could die. |
i just wrote the awesomest blog. myspace ate it up in one big bite and didn't spare a speck for anyone else. i'm gonna try again.i've been hanging out with simon the cat. he taught me how to clean mys...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:35:00 GMT |
what will it take for me to get a date with this girl? |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WN5bY-0ASQ
seriously.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:51:00 GMT |
i am an inspiration, or, awesome marketing! |
suction cups entwineaqua orientationin love, drink its ink
by jamie stewartfor nolan buro
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 15:49:00 GMT |
i like to kick off my shoes untied. |
i’m not sure if the last person to use my toilet shit or threw up. regardless, i flushed it for them.
i kicked the lid up and peed like a gentle man.
i want to smoke my steve gerber tribute cig...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:49:00 GMT |
seriously. |
i’ve seen so many pretty girls this week its retarded.
if i see one more, the apd bomb squad is going to have to send it’s little robot to disarm my heart and detonate it at safe distance.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:41:00 GMT |
talky talk talk face. |
my room is now covered in beautiful framed art, though it is all very, very crooked.
my room is also very tidy-by my standards-though getting tinier by the second.
my fridge has a surplus of deep dish...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:50:00 GMT |
bitches, bitches,physics makes us all it’s bitches |
I broke my staff,Buried it certain fathoms in the earth,And deeper than did ever plummet soundI drowned my book.
and by that i mean, i'm not a manager at sears anymore. hoo!
a few weeks ago i had a b...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:09:00 GMT |
been awhile since i mentioned music and my dick... |
About midway though my night i didn't pay attention to a homeless guy. i usually do my best to listen to and respect street people, but i was in a half bluzzed haze and just plowed past him. He had hi...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 00:33:00 GMT |
how about 9-1-fucking 1! |
hot fuzz is an awesome movie.
so awesome, in fact, that on the way home from the film the universe might try to kill you. there is a good chance that a completly drugged woman will appear to be turnin...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:41:00 GMT |
