I own all you fucking Popsicle Andys!!!! Now read on fucker!
I kill Robot Cowboy Fuckers with the Dead Pool. I hate cyborg snakes and android ducks. I don't chill with cardboard ostraches. Fuck with me and you can get the lemon. Test me and see fucker!
I'm a ladies' man at heart but I ain't got time for no fucking tail, you understand! I love a little tittie in my tea but there's more important things to do, like kill robots and their fucking ilk! Do you believe in time travel? I sure as hell fucking do and I believe in aliens too, so fuck you if you think I'm a crazy lunatic!
I'm a general in the Dead Pool and those fuckers are like family to me. You gotta problem with any of us, you have to deal with many of us; you got that fucker! I collect swords and other weapons. Not to display them, but to shove them up robots' asses!
I create high tech security systems for financial firms throughout the world. That's just what I do in the day time and my job doesn't consist of building robots, cyborg or any other monstrosities that you might assume I manufacture! Get your fucking shit striaght fucker and don't ask me any wild or crazy fucking questions!
I like sushi, traveling the fucking world, and fighting robots and demons in the name of Kill Phil vol. 1 and Jesus! You gotta problem with that, then go fuck ya mama's sister asshole fuck!
You ever been to Space Camp?
I have and it sucks!!!!!
I hate zombies because they stink, but they are incredibly useful in combating robots, aliens and demons. Although, the aliens created zombies in Haiti in 1842, I rarely feel that they have given them enough respect and that is why the zombies fight back. So fuck it, go Zombies! Kill dem aliens and robots! Fuck fucking yeah fucker!
Bring back the Arch Deluxe!!! Robots took my favorite sandwich away and KPv8 is super fucking pissed at those Robot Cowboy Fuckers!!!! The Big&Tasty sucks(sorry Corpus I have to side w/ Excalibur on this one).
Back to the Future is the best movie of all time and that goes out to my new homie, Crispin! I don't care if you like it or not fucker!
I'll write more soon fuckers!!!
