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About Me

I believe in happy endings, that Goonies was a rad movie, and baseball should be played year-round. I think the third little piggy ate turkey instead of roast beef. I believe everyone should quit drinking Miller Lite after the age of 23 and put their $3 toward a real beer. I find intelligence to be beautiful. I think sometimes kids really do need a spanking and people should cuss like a motherf*cker when the situation warrants it. I believe everyone should read books and know how to cook. I think it's boring when people keep their car radio off and that favorite songs should be cranked until your ears ring. I love carpe diem poetry, because guys were still trying to get laid, but they were actually clever about it back then. I believe in God. Finally, I believe in people. If everyone is an asshole to you, maybe it's your attitude that sucks.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well, I'd really like to meet Kevin Spacey, but I will settle for old friends. Just kidding old friends, love you! (Just kidding Kevin Spacey, love you too!)

My Blog

Bra vs. Bro

Dear Winston, I had the privilege of attending my good friend's bridal shower this past weekend in Madison. Now being a male diary I'm sure you aren't as familiar with the shower ritual, but it'...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Harvey Fierstein’s Mother is a Bitch

Winston, I have to vent or I’m going to have a freaking aneurism. This woman I work with drives me fucking apeshit! She is in her 50s and does secretarial work for the accounting dep...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:48:00 GMT

Im Just a Caveman...Facebook Scary

Winston, Many apologies over being gone for so long and for the foul mood I've been in. These days are much happier ones! Of course, Christmas and the New Year have done much to lighten my...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:07:00 GMT

I Heart Tony the Tiger

Winston! It's been forever since I last spoke with you! Yesterday I spent the day in Chicago for work. Not sure if I've mentioned it before, but I am a quality assurance goddess for a food...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:44:00 GMT

Wisconsin Cows are America (and so can you)!

Winston, I've heard some alarming news! Our cows here in the lovely dairy state are depressed! It seems this unsavory bunch of vagabond cows from California are usurping the...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 07:27:00 GMT

Trailer Trash and the PoPo (See Author's Note)

Author's Note: The following blog incited some hurt feelings and I feel a need to clarify. I have lived in a trailer home with my parents as have my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins an...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:37:00 GMT

A Plea Against Cryogenics

Dearest Winston, I understand you may discuss pretty much anything on these blogs and was thinking last night on how I could use some of my conversations with you for the good of humanity. Surel...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:47:00 GMT

Blog, Blog, Blog

Dear Blog, First off I shall no longer refer to you as Blog. You are going to be an important piece of literature, and therefore, must be well represented. Dear Winston, I have never blogged bef...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:51:00 GMT