Casper

"I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer."9 WORDS WOMEN USE1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.8 . Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.