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Darren

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm married to Neely and we have a little boy called Billy. I generally rock and am awesome!I'm also a silent assassin, but I don't like to mention it.

My Interests

Arsing around on t'internet, 'entertaining' myself, winding up gimps on the BBC message boards.

Are you cynical? Have a view to share, click and enjoy. But be warned if you are offended then suck my balls.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Grohl, Mark Radcliffe and Zane Lowe, Idi Amein, Adolf Hitler, Peewee Herman and the whole of the 1983 LA Lakers team, for no reason other than I can. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

I love rock, punk, hardcore, indie, soul, dance, drum n' bass.... Basically the lot.I'm making spiderman tracks over Flogging Molly at the moment. Fucking awesome band. If you disagree, then you can fuck off and die.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption is the greatest film ever. Scream 3 is the worst film ever. I very narly asked for a refund it was that shit.

Television:

I DO own a tv. I may have even watched it once. For porn.

Books:

I prefer my books to have pages and sometimes a cover. And naked ladies.

Heroes:

Frank Butcher, Buster Bloodvessel, Bob Carolgees, Desmond Dekker, Brian Blessed, EDNA WATKINS. More to follow when I care.Gary Glitter, Phil Spector. You get the jist.

My Blog

I hate Max Clifford

Do I really need reasons? Oh, ok then. He's the cunt that is singlehandedly responsible for half the shitty 'celebrity' stories that 'leak' into the papers. When council estate reprobates get the beat...
Posted by Darren on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:04:00 PST

Music in all it's many glories

So I'm sat here listening to Flogging Molly on the glorious Walkman, and I'm thinking about how great music is. Nothing else (besides drugs) has the ability to enhance my mood. Pennywise make me angry...
Posted by Darren on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:11:00 PST

Randomly angry

Well, I said i'd be back later, so a year later, here I am.   Txtrs. Fuck off and die. You're on a forum, you have nearly unlimited space to do with as you please, but you continue to talk shit. ...
Posted by Darren on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:10:00 PST

Blah blah blah

I'm not really up to much, I'm beating off The French as they try to invade my house. But mostly I'm just fucking around with this shit trying to figure out why everyone loves MySpace so much. I can'...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 29 May 2006 04:29:00 PST