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About Me

Two gorgeous boy children occupy the majority of my waking hours with endless mess and swordfights with a variety of supervillians. Currently both fighting crime on a full time basis, my job is to play Alfred to their Batmans. Except I don't get the cool bowler hat. But I *do* get to drive the Batmobile and ration spiders. I now study photography full time as superheroes don't pay that well. I also decorate the Batcave with my paintings, photographs and the odd splash of mis-aimed oil paint. Oh, and I write stuff occasionally. My cat Tah-zha and my little dog Honey live with my parents in the country until I can find a real estate agent who has figured out that two small animals will destroy far less than two small boys, and lets me have them. I want a spider and a snake, but so do the kids. That's about it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone of superhero-ish persuasion. The undies on the outside look does it for me. Undies on the head *is* a lot more sexy but it seems superheroes don't appreciate underpants-hair.

My Blog

Concerned parents, your miracle has arrived!!

And it has arrived in a prefabricated, red, blue and white (how patriotic) cardboard box. With dots on it, I am told. Yes, Dominoes Pizza is all you need. Have a pubescent female daughter frowsing in&...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:10:00 GMT

Practising not sleeping

The reason being, there is just far too much that I feel like doing, or am interested in, and never have enough time to pursue. Like learn to type, for example, as it just took me five goes to type th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:07:00 GMT

Listening to Lauryn Hill...

....and I made up my mind....to define my own destiny.... I think I need to kiss that boy again.....mmmm yes.
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 20:16:00 GMT

i am not to be fucked with.

You really just should not fuck with people. Most people will let you, smiling politely so that everyone knows they are a Nice Person, publicly letting people fuck them over, so everyone kno...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 03:44:00 GMT

so this is what chickens dream about

Rage has absolute shit on this morning, so glad I downloaded Niggy Tardust this morning. There's only so much I can take of Rikki Lee and Delta, not to mention all the Bitches and Hos rolling around i...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 13:55:00 GMT

White Noise

Some days its harder to focus. Actually to be honest it is more like most days now. Driving along just then, for instance, I nearly hit a taxi. Again. At work I force my eyes to focus, reading line af...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:55:00 GMT

Look at that crazy old bugger and his mongrel, really someone should do something about them!

I saw them crossing the road the other day, she wrapped in his arms, a blissful expression on her little face. He held her so gently as he crossed, looking around at the cars, birdlike and nervously t...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:58:00 GMT

Sarahs song.

He sits down heavily on the verandah steps and sighs, the breath whistling in his chest. He is waiting for his granddaughter. He frowns slightly with concentration as he takes a creased and ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:57:00 GMT